Week 8

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUND UP

Week 8 is in the books. How is your team doing? A good way to tell is how much butt sweat have you produced? Most of you should be around a “healthy” amount.

It was finally revealed that we have a grand master troll in the league. The newcomer has brought his A game to us vets. Some people usually respond with smack talk, others have posted pictures of respected team players smiling on social media accounts. But Zac has taken it to another level. *I’ll be waiting for my letter of cheese it crumbs in the mail after my team received another ass whooping. Reality hits hard after winning our only game in the month of October. He even trolled me in our match up having a player score zero points all while blowing me out by 68…

*I’m a dumb butt and didnt understand this level of trolling….I’ll drink once i get home.

Speaking of ass whooping’s Good Chris failed to do our leagues common goal. Baird is unstoppable, as his team once again scored 164623560235623572 points. Just think he was freaking out, pissed off at his poor internet connection in bum-fuck ohio during the draft… Like the Patriots, his luck is bound to run out soon right?

#BREAKING CHEYNE WON A GAME! You read that right. Cheyne won a game! A nice parting gift for the Heberts as they begin their journey to the land of the curry to pick up their child.

Poor Dweeby, he tried! Coleman did everything he could but Bad Chris survived by the hairs of his chiny chin, chin! I see what you were trying to do, the olde classic game of can my bench outscore my starters!

Finally Dan is struggling, he thought he could recreate the magic from last week based on his bench….nope! Seth picks up a much needed win.

Time to look ahead to next weeks match ups. These are must watch. All feel like win or go home….while baird of course gets a cupcake game (though half of his team is on a bye, but he’ll still manage to score 130 points)…..fucking asshole.

Briannnn (6-2) vs Alex (3-5). Like I said a cupcake game for Baird, if Dweeb does pull off the major upset, he could see the light of day! #beatbriannnnnnnnnnn

Seth (5-3) vs Bad Chris (5-3). No major implications for these two, but nonetheless a win will get you one step closer to achieving a ****.

Zac (5-3) vs Heberts (5-3). Again no major implications for these butttt the Heberts will be managed by trusty friends, be a real shame to see them go on a little skid…..

Dan (3-5) vs Cheyne (2-6). WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! Dan battling for his life, trying to escape while Cheyne feels like he just joined the mile high club.

Good Chris (4-4) vs Kyle (2-6). Our sole 4-4 team (after I thought we’d have five-six teams, wrong!) Chris has been sitting right their in arms reach of the muck. Shall we bring our defending Winnie Bowl champion down to the real competition? I say we do!