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Surprise! Surprise! This still exist!

Week 13 is in the books! We have ourselves a beauty at hands.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!! Christmas came early!!!!!!

^ Hit that play button before you start reading my word vomit.

Kyle (9-4) vs Brian (6-7): This should have been a steamroll on paper. Kyle’s team just need Jonathan Taylor, James Cook to run and run and run and tally up 100 points like they have all year….except Briannn’s dark magic stood in the way. Kyle has lost 3 straight since he was awarded the *.

Good Chris (10-3) vs Zac (3-10): Hasnt been the season that Zac drew up. Meanwhile Good Chris has done the opposite and won 3 straight and has claimed the top spot in the league!

Sheriff Long Dick of the Law Dweeb (7-6) vs Dan (6-7): The blame spotlight has been focused on me but ahem….Dweeb didnt do his part and keep Dan in the muck!! Dan’s team, mainly AJ Brown gave him the hope and believe that he can escape in the final week.

Seth (7-6) vs Adam (6-7): The emotional rollercoaster for our defending Tommy Bowl Champion has been something. With this win it looks like he is safe despite the lack of points in the Points For category. For Adam he will be apart of the epic showdown.

Matt (6-7) vs Bad Chris (5-8): Matt got a much needed win to keep his hopes alive to earn a *. Bad Chris is a muck dweller who will be looking to play upset one more time.

Week 13 Chuggage for Gooseage
1. ☀️ God 🪿 Good Chris
2. Zay 🌺s 🪿 Zac

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Thank you Good Chris for the chuggage and standage.

It’s time to look ahead to Week 14. The finale. I will say it is complete bullshit that byes are this late in the season. Two spots remain in the muck. Four teams at (6-7).

Adam (6-7) vs Bad Chris (5-8): 9 combined players on byes for these guys. That sucks. Adam needs a massive win, hes 111.12 points behind Matt (6-7), on the plus side in the Points Against category he has the advantage with the four (6-7) teams.

Good Chris (10-3) vs Dan (6-7): Dan needs a win and needs to score a lot and hope no one else outscores his team in the other matchups.

Matt (6-7) vs Brian (6-7): This is the game folks. A win and you’re safe. If Adam wins though it comes down to how many points did he and the winner of this game score, mainly for Brian since he only holds a 15 point lead in PF.

Long Dick Dweeeeeeeeeb (7-6) vs Dick Pick Seth (7-6): Seth needs a win to avoid very sweater boxers.

Kyle (9-4) vs Zac (3-10): Who cares.

If we want complete chaos theres a scenario that Dan can lose, Adam can lose, and between Matt/Brian we can have three (6-8) teams fighting for the last two spots. All comes down to the points.

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!! Math is hard for me (I have a learning disability) and I only completed Math A applied 3… I think. If Adam, Dan, between Matt/Brian, and whoever losses between Dweeb/Seth we will have four (7-7) teams. All comes down to points, Seth being at the highest risk if he losses.

Six weeks of football in the books. The season is flying by!

Good Chris (4-) vs The Dweeb (3-3): How bout that!!! Dweeby started the scoring off on Thursday night and never looked back. Those $40 briannnn bucks paid off.

Kyle (4-2) vs Briannn (3-3): Briannnnnn used his stupid dark magic and won. Came down to the very end but Lazard didnt have a career night.

Seth (3-3) vs Matt (2-4): Not only did Matt overcome the odds, he scored the highest point total of the week! The rusty nail was very kind to him!

The Heberts (3-3) vs Dan (4-2): Dont look now but Dan has won four in a row. He climbed out of the muck and has a share of first place in the Winnie

Bad Chris (2-3) vs Zac (1-5): The muck is claiming our first victim. Poor Zac is doomed. Tough place to be in when you’ve scored the least while being scored on the most.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups’. We almost had six (3-3) teams! Scary thought to be one of those (3-3) teams and be in the muck. Again we could have six (4-3) teams next week! This week is shaping up to be a beauty for the Winnie.

Good Chris (4-2) vs The Heberts (3-3): Both teams looking to secure the W before they go on a losing skid. Bye week not really playing a huge factor either.

Kyle (4-2) vs Dan (4-2): Huge matchup at the top of the Winnie! Will yours truly be able to end Dan’s winning streak? I hope so :).

Seth (3-3) vs The Dweeb (3-3): Our only (3-3) matchup for the week. Let’s see if Seth’s team goes back to scoring a billion points again.

Brian (3-3) vs Zac (1-5): He escaped the muck this week but Briannnnnn is in that (3-3) pack. End the streak Zac! We know you want company down there!! Come on down Briannnnnnnnnnnn

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First weekend of October football is in the books! What a season its already been.

Good Chris (4-1) vs Matt (1-4): Third straight loss for Matt. The muck really likes you. Tough weekend for Jets fans. Seth held the high score for one week. Congrats to Chris on that accomplishment

Kyle (4-1) vs Bad Chris (2-3): We joked before Thursday night that will be lucky if one of us breaks 90 due to half of our rosters being hurt. Wasnt expecting both of us to break 100.

Seth (3-2) vs Zac (1-4): Seth continues to steamroll his opponents. The muck has a firm grip on poor Zac

Brian (2-3) vs Dan (3-2): It got a little close Monday night. Dan without CMC has won three straight games. Post it baby!!

The Heberts (3-2) vs The Dweeb (2-3): Easy win for the Heberts. My questions have gone silent so I’ll ask a personal one to the Dweeb. Why you no love me?!

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. The field is starting to to separate as our six (2-2) teams split. There’s a chance we could have five (3-3) teams.

Good Chris (4-1) vs The Dweeb (2-3): Will the Dweeb’s $40 investment help him overcome the top team in the Winnie?

Kyle (4-1) vs Briannn (2-3): Hello old friend, our rivalry is set to create a new chapter. You know what that means and where I will journey to on Sunday. All are welcome to join me 🙂 including you Briannnnnn.

Seth (3-2) vs Matt (1-4): Matt looks to end the losing streak, tough task because hes going against the 2nd highest scoring team in the league.

The Heberts (3-2) vs Dan (3-2): Big matchup between #4/5 teams. Pleasure doing business with you Adam. Hope he helps you to end Dan’s streak.

Bad Chris (2-3) vs Zac (1-4): Both guys need this win because they are both in the muck!!!!! IT’S A MUCK BATTLE!!!!!

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One month of football in the books! Already been a rollercoaster of a season with surprising teams and their starts, both good and bad. The injury bug continues to surface, meanwhile Campoli caught a bird in his chimney.

Kyle (3-1) vs Seth (2-2): Well Seth’s team beat the shit out of mine. Still waiting if Rice has a torn ACL (He’s fucked either way). Congrats Seth, you hold the highest weekly score of the season!

Good Chris (3-1) vs Zac (1-3): Zac needs to start every Vikings player at this point in order to get a W. Good thing they face the Jets in London!

Bad Chris (2-2) vs Dan (2-2): CMC now has two bad ankles. Next week he will have surgery to chop off said ankles. Somehow, someway Dan has won back to back games!

The Heberts (2-2) vs Brian (2-2): It got real close last night, if you stayed up to watch that awful game. The other Monday game was fun.

Matt (1-3) vs Alex (2-2): Matt could be in trouble, second straight loss and struggling to put up points. For the Dweeb I ask you this… If you could give a name to your favorite kitchen appliance, what would it be?

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups, BYE weeks have arrived!!! Plan accordingly or dont why should I care. In a surprise turn of events we went from six (1-2) teams to six (2-2) teams. Impressive work.

Were also on Davante Adams watch!!!

Good Chris (3-1) vs Matt (1-3): Things could go from bad to worse if Matt cant get this win. Tough task facing the best team in the league.

Kyle (3-1) vs Bad Chris (2-2): Were both coming of losses and our teams are surprising close in scoring. With Rice hurt its time for me to choose the wrong WR to start.

Seth (2-2) vs Zac (1-3): Fresh off his scoring barrage Seth faces the Minnesota Vikings! I think the muck has claimed its first two.

Brian (2-2) vs Dan (2-2): The timeless rivalry is back yet again. Hopefully we get an exciting game just like we saw with Georgia vs Bama.

The Heberts (2-2) vs The Dweeb (2-2): Our other 2-2 matchup. Can Dweeb pull off the huge upset?!

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Hard to believe that we are approaching the end of September, and 3 weeks of football has already passed by.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Kyle (3-0): We score the two highest scores of the week… and one of us has to lose….. Sorry Chris. “That’s Fantasy Football Suzan” – Jon Sterling. Dan FIX IT!🖕 🧔‍♂️
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Briann (1-2) vs Bad Chris (2-1):

Seth (1-2) vs Dan (1-2): No CMC, no problem. Dan gets his first win of the season. Seth’s RB’s are on the trading block per sources.

The Heberts (2-1) vs Matt (1-2): Josh Allen slayed the kitty.

Dweeb (1-1) vs Zac (0-2): Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. The owie bug continues to spread, wrap your players in bubble wrap in order to survive! I’m the last remaining undefeated team, 3 teams at (2-1), and 6!! teams at (1-2).

Kyle (3-0) vs Seth (1-2): I’m telling Burrow to not throw at Chase. 3 TDS for 170 coming up for Mr. Chase.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Zac (1-2): WHAT YA GONNA DO BROTHER?! WHEN SAM DARNOLD COMES AND DESTORYS YOU!!!

Bad Chris (2-1) vs Dan (1-2): CMC is out in Germany getting the good stuff for his ankle. Two Giants fans rooting on Nabers to have a big game and beat my stinky Cowboys 🙂

The Heberts (2-1) vs Brian (1-2): Briannnnnn has to root for Dallas to crush his stinky Giants, while Adam hears me laughing at everything Daniel Jones does during D&F.

Matt (1-2) vs Alex (1-2): A must win for both of these guys. Our lone (1-2) matchup.

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Good Chris (2-0) vs Dan (0-2): It went from bad to worse for Dan. The news finally dropped that CMC will be put on the IR. It got close last night but Barkley put the nail in the coffin.

The Heberts (1-1) vs Bad Chris (1-1): Bad Chris’s team explodes with points to capture his first win of the season. He did it too with Nabers scoring 23 points on the bench.

Dweeb (1-1) vs Kyle (2-0): It was over Thursday night when cook began cooking up my second win! Fun fact- This is the first time I’ve started 2-0 since 2018.

Time for me to ask my question to the Dweeb. What are three items you might purchase at the grocery store to get strange looks from the cashier?

Seth (1-1) vs Briannn (1-1): Briannn’s team scores the weekly high (Receive candy bar) but it came at a cost! Many OWIE’s piling up.

Zac (0-2) vs Matt (1-1): Our defending champ is in big trouble. His Vikings are sneaky good but his fantasy team STINKS.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Two teams still searching for their first win, 6 teams at (1-1)

Good Chris (2-0) vs Kyle (2-0): Battle of undefeated’s.

Briann (1-1) vs Bad Chris (1-1): #3 vs #4 best team in the league squaring off. I love this matchup because both have to root for their arch rivals (Dalls/Philly) to score points for themselves. Briannnnnn has to root against his stinky Giants (Giants will be lucky if they score more than 3 points LAWLS) against the Browns. #beatbriannnnnnnnn

Seth (1-1) vs Dan (0-2): Big week for Dan if he wants to get on track before we hit the end of the month.

The Heberts (1-1) vs Matt (1-1): It will be a showdown on Monday night to determine who wins this matchup. Go Bills!

Dweeb (1-1) vs Zac (0-2): Zac in the same boots as Dan, need this win.

The wheel will decide all soon.

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Welcome back to another year of the Winnie Bowl. Day late, dollar short on sending this out. Shut up.

***Editors note- Giphy apparently doesnt have any new NFL gifs so the ones I’m going to use are old. Sad!

The Heberts vs Zac: Our defending champions squared off. Close battle but the Herberts come away with the W. Fun fact time! Per Winnie Bowl Weekly sources every year (so far), Zac’s starting QB has gotten hurt.

Good Chris vs Briannn: Good Chris came firing out of the gates and never looked back. Saquon Barkley scored 3 TD’s with his first game on the Eagles. It was a mistake for you Briannnnn, Dak score .12 more points than Goff ah ah ah

Matt vs Kyle: VIVA la kicker!! The big news out of this matchup for Matt is Puka Nacua is going on the IL for awhile. Also Joe Burrow might not be very good because of his wrist injury.

Bad Chris vs Seth: Seth picks up a close call win. Seth’s team with the big run games from Walker & Stevenson. Bad Chris is just happy that Harrison Jr score some points. Imagine if Murray saw him down the field.

Dweeb vs Dan: Sunday morning scaries for Dweeby when Reek got arrested. But wait theres more! Everything changed at 7pm Monday night when CMC was listed out for the game. Though Dan is anti VIVA, his kicker came to play and scored his teams highest point total.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Still early but a few teams dealing with boo boos.

Good Chris (1-0) vs Dan (0-1): Dan still awaiting the news if CMC will play. Tough task to face when Good Chris’s team scored the highest point total in week 1.

The Heberts (1-0) vs Bad Chris (0-1): Projected to be close. Looks like Achane will be game time decision for The Heberts.

Dweeb (1-0) vs Kyle (1-0): I’m going to use this section to ask Dweeb a question. What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?

Seth (1-0) vs Briannn (0-1): Briannn looking to rebound which he has several of his players playing in the same game. Seth, hopeful to keep the throttle down.

Zac (0-1) vs Matt (0-1): We have our first OH-fer battle!! Huge game for these two, loser will be in an early huge hole.

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As we approach the final weekend in October, the field is starting to spread out. The muck is starting to thicken too.

Seth (7-0) vs Kyle (2-5): Thought I had a chance but nope. Aiyuk goes the second half without a catch. Seth’s career year continues. Of course Kelce has his best game of the year while facing me. Fun!!!!

Dan (4-2) vs Bad Chris (2-4): Christian McCaffrey that is all.

Good Chris (4-2) vs Zac (2-4): For Zac

The Heberts (4-3) vs Matt (3-4): Not having fun when you score 124 points and your opponent scores 147 with no running backs.

Brian (4-3) vs The Dweeb (1-6): Chalk this up as a classic Briannnnnnnn win. Faces the lowest team, proceeds to win with the lowest winning score, who would have lost to everyone else. A win is a win.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Theres a possibility that we could have four 4-4 teams. Theres also a possibility that we could have four 3-5 teams.

Seth (7-0) vs Dan (5-2): Top two teams duking it out. Will the streak continue?

The Heberts (4-3) vs Good Chris (4-3): #3 vs #4 duking it out.

Briann (4-3) vs Kyle (2-5): Briannn looks to avoid the muck. No analysis on my team. Disappointment has arrived.

Zac (3-4) vs Dweeb (1-6): Will Zac remain out of the muck, or will he be dragged back into it.

Matt (3-4) vs Bad Chris (2-5): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!

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It’s really hard to believe were wrapping up 6 weeks of football already. SLOW DOWN!

Seth (6-0) vs Dweeb (1-5): Seth cannot be stopped! Poor Dweeby cant pick up a win to save his life. Five straight losses, a self inflicting loss too! Leaving Tucker on the bench.

Good Chris (4-2) vs Matt (3-3): Much needed win for Matt. No JJ, no problem!

Dan (4-2) vs The Heberts (3-3): Adam really needs running backs. Dan moves up to the 2 spot tied with Good Chris at (4-2).

Briannn (3-3) vs Zac (2-4): He’s won two in row! He’s lost two in a row!! All about the 2s!

Bad Chris (2-4) vs Kyle (2-4): The streak is over! We won a damn game! Came on the final two plays of the Dallas game. Still stuck in the muck!!!! Least Bad Chris now resides in the muck with me :). Like I said, misery loves company.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Holy moly we could have chaos within week 7. Theres a chance we could have 5 teams at (3-4).

Seth (6-0) vs Kyle (2-4): Will I be the one to end his undefeated streak, or will my team resort back to being terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrribleeeeeeeeeeeeee. We have the highest vs the lowest in points against.

Dan (4-2) vs Bad Chris (2-4): Interesting matchup because Dan might not have his TD scoring machine in McCaffrey. He’s getting too cocky, time to knock him down a peg. Come back to the muck Dan.

Good Chris (4-2) vs Zac (2-4): For Zac

The Heberts (3-3) vs Matt (3-3): Our 3-3 teams duke it out. Big game between these two because the muck is rising!

Brian (3-3) vs The Dweeb (1-5): Whos losing streak comes to an end? #beatbriannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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none of you shared pictures with me. Sad!

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We are somehow five weeks into the NFL season. For those of you who haven’t dealt with any injuries on your teams….soon. Go spend your Sundays apple picking or finding that perfect pumpkin.

Seth (5-0) vs Briannnn (3-2): We had to wait until late Monday evening but down he goes!!! Seth remains undefeated.

Dan (3-2) vs Good Chris (4-1): After an impressive Thursday night start by Dan, Campolis team fought all the way back. Big thanks to the Patriots for being terrrrrrrrrrrrrrribleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Matt (2-3) vs Zac (1-4): He done did it! Zac picks up his 1st win of the season. He also holds the new scoring record!

The Heberts (3-2) vs Kyle (1-4): Adam wins easily but he losses one of his top rookie RB’s for an extended amount of time. Meanwhile I’ve lost four straight games!!! FUN!

Dweeb (1-3) vs Bad Chrisssss (1-3): The muck lived up to expectations. Poor Dweeby is in one, he also has lost four straight games.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We could have 5 teams at 2-4. The gap is starting to widen though, hopefully the 6/7th spot stay nice and close to the muck. I know many of you are enjoying that three teams have 1 win.

Seth (5-0) vs Dweeb (1-4): Looking at the records you’d say Seth should win, however the points for say otherwise with a difference of 36 points. It’s the points against by 150 points and the luck factor that separates these two.

Good Chris (4-1) vs Matt (2-3): Matt is in trouble, the #1 overall pick, JJ is on the IR for some time. Will Matt end his skid or will Good Chris win 5 straight?

Dan (3-2) vs The Heberts (3-2): Two middle of the pack teams duking it out. Good for you two….

Briannn (3-2) vs Zac (1-4): Fresh off his 1st win he now faces the evil dark lord. Nice to see that Briannnnn is heavily rooting for his Bills WR’s to go out and crush his beloved Giants. Briannnn BILLEVES!!!! #beatbriannnnnnnnnnnnn

Bad Chris (2-3) vs Kyle (1-4): He’s trying very hard to escape the muck, we know I’m due for a win. Even if I win, I’m still stuck in this hell hole of a situation. Misery loves company.

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Please send lord dumb butt your Slurpee mile photos. I dont have that many so I leave you with this. Made you look….ha.