The Winnie Bowl

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Greetings everyone! On the first day of fall, were in full swing with football frenzy. Some are in panic mode, while others are enjoying theirs teams and just along for the ride. Hey, least your season isnt over like the Giants season is heeeeee.

Corey (2-0) vs Good Chris (1-1). Surprise, surprise the rookie in the league still undefeated and has the best overall team. Explosive firepower even on his bench, tough to beat.

Alex “Dweeb” (2-0) vs Dan (1-1). Dan got all sweaty and couldnt handle a three meal day that included bacon with every meal. Kyler Murray nearly scored half of Dans points alone! I doubt Reek will have another off game like that but oof. Difference was mainly the QBS, Tannebum with 0 passing tds (Julio sad).

Briannnn (1-1) vs Matt (0-2).

I’d like to formally apologize, for the first time in years I did not begin the week with a #beatbriannnnnnn. This may have caused the beating that Matthew received. Briannnn’s favorite little weapon, Kupp went off, Bucs defense went off, Kelce is a monster.

Kyle (1-1) vs Bad Chris (1-1).

It took me five less weeks to get my first win of the season compared to last year. It also took my team a combined 2 1/2 games to score the equivalent of what my team scored this week.

Zac (1-1) vs The Heberts (0-2).

I know that feeling, happened to me last week. Just hate to see those points sitting on the bench. Bet it hurt even more Sunday night watching Lamar, your boy, play some catch with Hollywood Brown. Only for those points to not matter. Derrick Henry is a mans man.

Bench Point Leaderboard!!

The Heberts- 179.16

Corey- 178.26

Bad Chris- 147.54

Good Chris- 137.1

Dan- 120.4

Matt- 112.06

Briannnnn- 111.5

Zac- 107.2

Kyle- 101.32

Dweeb- 78.9

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups, chaos starts now. Either the gap between first and last widens, or we stay tightly bunched. Prepare for butt sweat.

Corey (2-0) vs Kyle (1-1).

Huge game for me, going against the top team in the league. If my team can continue the high scoring we have a chance. Looking at who Coreys team is facing when it comes to actual games….. this might hurt. Go Tommy.

Alex “Dweeb” (2-0) vs Matt (0-2).

Not what you want to see coming off a loss against Briannnnnnn. Meatsweats are good sweats. Might want to order a buff chicken pizza for sunday in order to change your juju around. Lot of matchups here with players in the same game/team/facing each other too.

Briannnnn (1-1) vs Bad Chris (1-1).

I love this matchup, again not only does Briannnnnn have to root for the cowboys to be successful buttttttt Chrisssss is (currently) starting his 2 giants players. Briannnnn has to root for his Giants to win or else the season is over! Rothenberg will be fuming (shoutout DR 98.7 I miss Canty!!!!) #beatbriannnnnnnnnn

Zac (1-1) vs Good Chris (1-1).

Closely contested, may be the best matchup of the week. My guess this is the highest scoring matchup too.

Dan (1-1) vs The Heberts (0-2).

If everything aligns and the outcomes happen, theres a small chance that the league could have five (1-2) teams. This is a must win for both, I cant wait for the butt sweat from this one.

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Its back. Thursdays, Sundays, & Mondays are now that much better because of football. Lots of changes in the Winnie during the offseason. We have a new member replacing a HOF Tommy Champion, minus points for kickers, and .5 ppr!

This year will be the most intense regular season to avoid the Tommy bracket (we really need better naming for the Tommy bracket/semifinal ). For the first time a second victim will be included in this years punishment.

Corey (1-0) vs The Heberts (0-1)

Our two time defending champions have lost to the newbie!!! Welcome to the league Corey! I wouldnt be worried though for the champs, least your bench outscored his. Also Christine…..I see you.

Dan (1-0) vs Briannn (0-1).

Our Tommy Bowl Champion is starting off on the right foot, he defeats the mighty ginger. It came down to one of the wildest endings to a football game (I felt the same pain too). Pooooooor Briannnnnnnn watched the Raiders bring out the field goal unit, only for them to get a delay of game lawls.

Alex/Dweeb (1-0) vs Zac (0-1).

Dweeby secures a nice win thanks to Kyler Murray exploding. Makes up for the RB issues, least Mixon looks like a stud. Henry, and Ridley were a no show for Zac teams. I doubt this continues for the season.

Good Chris (1-0) vs Kyle (0-1).

It was a roller-coaster. All I need was 5 yards from Josh Jacobs with 6 minutes left in the game. Nope! denied. Suffered my first injury as well, mustard is made of glass. On the plus side I did score over 100 points!

Bad Chris (1-0) vs Matt (0-1).

Saved the best for last! Our sole matchup that didnt eclipse the 100 point mark. Matt had three players (OOOF ROGERS) score a combined 3.12 points. For Bad Chris a win is a win but you need Barkley to wake up.

Were going to start a new segment and keep tabs on this. Bench points leaders. This is not how I will determine Dumb Butt of the Week.

The Heberts- 97.26

Corey- 93.44

Bad Chris- 79.44

Matt- 75.02

Zac- 73.08

Briannnn- 71.90

Dan- 71.20

Kyle- 65.54

Good Chris- 59.80

Alex- 56.70

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups

Corey (1-0) vs Good Chris (1-0).

The rookie looks to improve and take down the commissioner with his high powered team.

Dan (1-0) vs Alex/Dweeb (1-0).

Early predictions have this coming down to .04! Can we have another close call game?!

Bad Chris (1-0) vs Kyle (0-1).

Its still early but for both of us I feel like were sweating, no not because were fat and we sweat in warm weather. I don’t want to start 0-2, Bad Chris wants to score more than 94 points.

Zac (0-1) vs The Heberts (0-1).

We have our first OH-fer battle of the season!! How could you not be excited for this.

Briannnnnn (0-1) vs Matt (0-1).

We have another OH-fer battle!!! A new rivalry was born last year with Matt walking away as the victor. Matt needs his team to shake off the rust and hopefully start the right QB in order to compete with Briannnnnnns team.

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This is the end…. the season is coming to an end. Felt like everything went by in a blink of an eye and now its time to crown our champions.

#1 The Heberts vs #4 Bad Chris. We almost had a major upset but the cinderella story came up short.

#2 Good Chris vs #3 Matt. The rookie is moving on! After strong remarks from fellow competitors, Matt was able to focus on the task at hand and be one step closer to obtaining the ultimate prize.

#7 Dweeb vs #10 Kyle. We can chalk this up, all knew that Alex was going to win with ease.

#8 Dan vs #9 Seth. The battle of Tommy champions! Seth walks away while Dan suffers a crippling loss.

We dont care about the other games. Though for the record Baird did lose.

Championship Weekend

#1 The Heberts vs #3 Matt. Our defending Winnie Bowl Champion is one win away from being crowned our first ever back to back Winnie Bowl Champion. Their opponent is the newcomer who has shown that he is a skilled fantasy owner, dealing with massive injuries all season long.

#8 Dan vs #10 Kyle. Our 2016 Tommy Bowl Champion is on the verge of achieving Tommy greatest. Becoming the third ever and tied with the most Tommy Bowl titles in league history. His opponent is a Tommy Bowl veteran, currently is Vegas odds favorite to win the Tommy. May God have mercy on our souls.

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It playoff time. The season is coming to an end. Thank god, but also sad!

#3 Matt vs #6 Briannnnnn. Matthew set out for a quest many moons ago. It was to find the horcruxs that Baridmort has hidden around our fantasy football world. Bairdmort used his dark magic all throughout the regular season, but his powers began to diminish. He was narrowly defeated and sent off to the Tommy, but Seth was too weak and distracted by steaks and free Briannn bucks. Matthew finished his quest and found all the horcruxs to defeat the mighty Bairdmort and bringing peace to the Winnie. Until next year when he will rise again. (Lord Benson…..wait for it).

#4 Bad Chris vs #5 Zac. RISE LORD BENSON!! With a depleted bench and an emergency poop by his quarterback. Against all odds this season Bad Chris is moving on! Zacs bench once again betrayed him. Fitting that the poop game would happen against the Browns. Did someone play the brown note?

Time to look ahead to the biggest and one of the most exciting weeks of the Winnie.

#1 The Heberts vs #4 Bad Chris. One team consistently scores 10-15% of my season points total (whos counting) and the other is the Cinderella team. The defending Winnie Bowl Champions are ready to defend their title.

#2 Good Chris vs #3 Matt. Can the rookie keep the magic alive for a chance to play for the Winnie? Will Good Chris stop him in his tracks?

The Tommy Bowl Tournament

#7 Dweeb vs #10 Kyle. More to come.

#8 Dan vs #9 Seth the Peacock. More to come.

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The regular season is in the books folks. What a season it has been. Flew right by, which is sad!

The Heberts (9-4) vs Seth (4-9). Someone came to play! That was Seth’s team. This was a throw away game for the most part. Luckily for the Heberts they retained their #1 overall seed.

Good Chris (9-4) vs Dan (4-9). Poor Dan he cant catch a break. Scores over 215 points the past two weeks and losses. Thats the type of season hes had. #1 team with the most points scored against him. Fact 3/4 teams in the Tommy hold the next spots behind Dans when it comes to that category.

Matt (9-4) vs Briannn (7-6). The game with much speculation in it. A last minute benching lead to the newest rule in the Winnie Bowl having to be explained. The commissioner ironing out all the problems.

Bad Chris (8-5) vs Kyle (2-11). Thank god this season is almost over. I have no words in how to describe this team or even how I tried to manage it. I have filed my grievances with the league on the trolling that I’ve received. I’ll say this now. I currently own the worst scoring team in the history of the Winnie. Still a strong chance I end up claiming that spot.

Zac (7-6) vs Dweeb (6-7). Win and you’re not in the Tommy bracket. It was high scoring, it was close for most of it. But then Zac’s team pulled away and our defending Tommy Bowl Champion will be rightfully defending it. More to come on this.

Lets look at our final muck standings for the regular season.

Three out of the four members are Tommy Bowl champions. Incredible.

Lets look ahead to the Winnie Bowl playoffs!!!!!

Matt (9-4) vs Briannnn (7-6). The series is tied at 1-1, with the rubber match being biggest game of them all! At steak is not only the advancement to claiming the Winnie Bowl Championship but also a choice in the WHEEL OF DOOM!!!!

Bad Chris (8-5) vs Zac (7-6). An intriguing matchup. Zac’s team has over 100 more points scored than Bad Chris’s, but Zac has the worst record of the two. Manager of the year should be given to Bad Chris if he continues to win.

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Feels weird to be writing this on Thursday when its not even my lazy ass self to blame. Onto the games!!!

The Heberts (9-3) vs Dan (4-8). Dan tried his hardest but the Heberts team didnt let up on the throttle and beat the poo right out of Dan. Congrats on now finally receiving your ** after our false stat correction.

Good Chris (8-4) vs Kyle (2-10). Cake walk on getting your *.

Matt (8-4) vs Dweeb (6-6). The rookie has claimed his *. Making it look easy.

Briannnn (7-5) vs Seth (3-9). Seth risked it for the Briannnn bucks and the steak and came up short. The difference is on the bench. Sad!

Bad Chris (7-5) vs Zac (6-6). This is why we waited almost an entire week. To have a final score come down to .12 difference in victory. Late season butt sweat!

How it must feel waking up and seeing those stars next to your name….

Time to look at the muck standings and oh my theres a disturbance in the force! Someone new!

Were terrible! Combined have lost ten straight games.

Its here the final week of the regular season. Theres a lot of the line for the final stars with one MAJOR GAME to decide who goes to the muck.

The Heberts vs Seth. Dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Good Chris vs Dan. Dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Matt vs Briannnnn. #beatbriannnnnn

Bad Chris vs Kyle. Yep….

Dweeb (6-6) vs Zac (6-6). AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! Win or go to the muck. The final muck spot will be determined. A season vet and defending Tommy Bowl champion vs Zac who is experiencing a sophomore slump. It would be his first appearance in the Tommy.

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Well it was an interesting week. The top teams won while the bottom didnt. The middle of the pack only got tighter.

The Heberts (8-3) vs Kyle (2-9). Well it was only a matter of time until my team reverted back to its original self. The Heberts also showed signs that they fully recovered from their offensive struggles.

Good Chris (7-4) vs Zac (6-5). Zac has been on the rough end of some matchups. Putting up decent points but getting placed against scoring machines.

Matt (7-4) vs Seth (3-8). The rookie just a few short weeks ago found himself in the muck. Now hes in third place. Well done. Take notes Kyle thats how you fix a team.

Bad Chris (6-5) vs Dweeb (6-5). It came down to Monday night. It took all the 2.40 points that Ronald Jones could muster but hey a win is a win.

Briannnn (6-5) vs Dan (4-7). It was over Thursday night when Seattle dropped a 50 bomb to start the weekend. Though looked close, it really wasnt. Hate to see when the kicker outscores all but one person from your team.

Time to check out our muck standings.

Three out of the four are set in stone. That lucky #7 spot will be determined in the final week.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. No stars handed out yet…..could very well change after this week. Its a monster week for all the teams floating around (6-5).

The Heberts (8-3) vs Dan (4-7). Clinch game. Night night Dan.

Good Chris (7-4) vs Kyle (2-9). Copy and paste above text ^^^.

Matt (7-4) vs Dweeb (6-5). I received a tip from an anonymous bad person. With a win, Matt is in. With a loss, he’s in the muck.

Zac (6-5) vs Bad Chris (6-5). No one wants to lose this game. Everyone needs high scoring and tofu in order to avoid doom.

Briannnn (6-5) vs Seth (3-8). Potential trap game here. Dont want to slip against the easier opponent while everyone else in the race squares off against equally challenged opponents. #classic

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Week ten brought some surprises. The league is starting to tighten up, you can raise and fall all in a snap of the fingers.

The Heberts (7-3) vs Zac (6-4). The skid has come to an end! Not a good showing from Zac, especially when you kicker has the second most points scored for the week. The Brees injury will force a change in QB, shouldnt be an issue with bye weeks being done for his team.

Dweeb (6-4) vs Good Chris (6-4). Good Chris had the #1 spot in the standings for all about two seconds. I too (other league) benefitted from the Murray/Kamara duo, holy momma thats a lot of points.

Matt (6-4) vs Bad Chris (5-5).

Our closest battle came down to an epic ending. One team has the receiving end of a hail mary, the other having his QB do everything in a monsoon. Oh and having a RB on the bench when they break out a 98 yard touchdown isnt very beneficial either.

Kyle (2-8) vs Briannnn (5-5).

^Please play that first before reading.

Was not expecting a victory, but I’ll leave that up to the fantasy gods. We all know Briannnn performs in the dark arts when it comes to football season so I decided to plunge into his world. I offered the evening before that if my team wins, I’ll eat tofu as my victory meal. Well everyone knows that when I bet something so stupid its going to backfire and I’ll end up having to do it. So I bet against myself and it worked! A new tradition has been formed and will remain until he beats me again…..could be only a one hit wonder but none the less!

Lets not get all high and mighty after this win, I’m still the front runner.

Time to check out our Muck Leader Board

Lets look ahead to this weeks matchups.

The field is getting tight! TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAH!!!

With that being said we have four teams at (6-4), two at (5-5), with one of those (5-5) teams in the muck.

The Heberts (7-3) vs Kyle (2-8). Well not a good sign to see that The Heberts are back on the winning track, howeva! I’ve won 2/3 my last three games and am starting to see some consistent scoring. That being said expect a 50 point scoring difference.

Good Chris (6-4) vs Zac (6-4). Both teams needing a win after the previous week. Zac being the underdog in this matchup.

Alex (6-4) vs Bad Chris (5-5) This is a must win for Bad Chris, cant lose three in a row this late in the season. Can he capture the magic and make a push out of the muck?

Matt (6-4) vs Seth (3-7). Matt has won two solid games to escape the muck, now he faces his fellow muck friend, Seth who so badly wants his friend back in the muck with him again. Bad news for Seth, CMC is on track to return to the field.

Briannn (5-5) vs Dan (4-6). Another team starring at the eyes of a three game skid. It’s a old time rivalry of Suncrest Estates! With a win from Dan we could have three 5-6 teams! MAKE IT HAPPEN BOYSCH WE WANT CHAOS!!!

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An intense week comes to a close as the field tightens up as we start the second half of the season.

Alex (5-4) vs The Heberts (6-3). Uh oh dont look now but the once unstoppable team has hit a three game losing skid. Someone was smart and started their 40 point scoring quarterback, while someone else didnt. Hey Heberts, better check that diaper and change it ;).

Zac (6-3) vs Briannn (5-4). He held him off folks! Zac now has a share for the best record in the league. Who says the sophomore slump is real?

Good Chris (6-3) vs Bad Chris (5-4). The hottest team in the league just got cooled down. Campolis team is on a rampage as Briannn has demanded as of last night that Good Chris’s team cease and desist immediately. Good prevails over evil!

Matt (5-4) vs Dan (3-6). Our first muck battle was exciting. Matt got CMC back and saw a high value in points. HOWEVA! towards the end of the game CMC got a boo boo and could! miss some games.

Seth (3-6) vs Kyle (1-8). Classic muck battle, high scoring affair, could have picked up another win had I started the rookie sensation. Instead Tommy laid an egg. Luckily someone was much dumber than I was this week.

Lets check out the standings in the muck.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Were back to the beginning of the rotation. We have three teams at 6-3, the pack tightens up with four teams at 5-4, with one 5-4 team in the muck! The muck teams (minus one of them) are edging closer and closer.

Good Chris (6-3) vs Dweeb (5-4). We have a new leader! Because of points Good Chris has claimed the #1 spot.

The Heberts (6-3) vs Zac (6-3). Huge matchup here as top teams will square off. Heberts looking to put an end to the skid, dont worry if you dont win this week I’ll bet my remaining briannnnn bucks that youll win next week.

Briannn (5-4) vs Kyle (1-8). Old rivals facing off. I normally look forward to facing you Briannnnnn but not this year. Russell Wilson will most likely score more points than my entire team. Just end the season already and let me do my stupid punishment.

Bad Chris (5-4) vs Matt (5-4). Big matchup here, Matt trying to escape the muck while Bad Chris is trying his hardest to avoid it.

Dan (3-6) vs Seth (3-6). WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! Intense butt sweat as yet another opportunity has presented itself for these two. Misery loves company.

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This was an interesting week, top two teams lost, while the bottom two teams won. WAT.

An important message from the commissioner. The Winnie Bowl Trade deadline November 14th.

Bad Chris (5-3) vs The Heberts (6-2). The hottest team in the league brought down the best team in the league. The Heberts are mortal, they suffered their first losing streak of the season. Things are looking bad for them as their splash pickup of Mike Davis days as RB1 are coming to an end as CMC will be returning. As for Bad Chris hesssssss on fire!!!!

Seth (2-6) vs Zac (5-3). An upset baby! Big reason why is because Mahomes played the Jets. He scored half the amount of points that Zacs entire team had. Sorry Zac.

Good Chris (5-3) vs Matt (4-4). Battle of the Jets fans. HOLY MOLY CHRIS CAMPOLI! We have a NEW single week point total. We have a NEW largest point margin record. Dont @ me this time.

Briannn (5-3) vs Dweeb (4-4). Dweeb blew his load last week and forgot to show up this week. Worse news for Dweeb is Kittle is likely done for the season. Maybeeee Briannn will trade one of his three tight ends to you. Please see further up about the approaching trade deadline date.

Kyle (1-7) vs Dan (3-5). It finally happened. My pathetic team won a game. It only took an injury to Jimmy G and a horrible showing by Dans team. A WIN IS A WIN!

Lets checkout the Muck standings. Not much has changed, but we got a little closer to everyone else.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We have four (5-3) teams, two (4-4) and only one game now that separates the Herberts from those (5-3) teams. DOUBLE HOLY MOLY!!! WHAT A WEEK THIS WILL BE.

The Heberts (6-2) vs Dweeb (4-4) Well after both teams suffered losses, they both need this win as both teams are hanging on for either the lead or…..avoiding being possibly put in the muck!

Zac (5-3) vs Briannnn (5-3). Top four teams are facing off with big implications on the line. #beatbriannnnn

Good Chris (5-3) vs Bad Chrisss (5-3). Its time for another rendition of Good vs Bad. Nice that all four (5-3) teams face each other this week.

Matt (4-4) vs Dan (3-5). WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! Dan entering his second straight week of a muck battle, looking to avoid a three game skid.

Seth (2-6) vs Kyle (1-7). WE HAVE DA DA DOUBLE MUCK BATTLE!!!!! It could very well be the exact same scenario in a few weeks for all of us! Not nearly as much pressure as we could (who the fuck are we kidding, yes me and Seth will be in the Tommy) experience in a few weeks. Sit back and enjoy this weeks action.