The Winnie Bowl

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Holy moly weve made it. The final weekend has arrived and its time to crown our champions, and our rabbit.

Alex “Dweeb” vs Matt. The most impressive run is over. Our #1 seed takes down the surging Mathew.

Good Chris vs Briannnnn. Everything went right for Briannnnnnn meanwhile everything went wrong for Chris. Three people on covid left Chris stitching a team together. In the end Dallas woke up and somehow Briannnn is in the finals.

Kyle vs Bad Chris. Were just playing for wheel of doom seeding. Im glad Kyle Pitts scored more than Kittle this week.

Adam vs Kati “Mrs Doom”. Good news is Kati won, bad news the possibility of doom is still in place. But its to possibly crown our rabbit.

Zac vs Dan. WE WILL HAVE A NEW TOMMY BOWL CHAMPION. It started to get close in the Monday night game but Dan held on.

Time to look ahead to our final week of fantasy football. Sad!!

Alex “Dweeb” vs Briannnnnn. The all mighty Winnie is on the line. It would be Alex’s first Winnie since 2016. Briannn looking to capture his first title since 2011! Lets place bets, how will Alex’s team crumble from the mighty dark magic of Briannnnnnn

-250 covid entire team.

+150 Adams, Jefferson get abducted by aliens.

-150 Alex scores 62 team points, Baird scores 84 points.

+1300 game is a shootout Alex wins 135 – Briannn 127.

-2000 every other team scores more points than briannnnnnnnns except Dweeb.

I am prepared for this year to not exist. #beatbriannnnnn

Matt vs Good Chris. Playing for wheel of doom placement. DONT CAREEEEEEE

Dan vs Kati “Mrs. Doom”. For the opportunity for the wheel of DOOM to be spun or for Dan to be a big beautiful rabbit it all comes down to this.

Zac vs Adam. We will have our newest champion, only the 6th member to be inducted. It is a great honor. All hail Tommy!!

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Quarterfinal action finally wrapped up.

Briannnnn vs Bad Chris. This matchup was pretty much over Thursday night. Howeva!!! Kelce got the dreaded covid going into this week. OF COURSE Cooper Kupp had another 30 point performance.

Matt vs Kyle. Well thankfully my magically run came to an end this week, and not last. Sorry Dan. I have to admit to others, Briannnnnnnnn texted me during Saturday nights game to begin poking the bear aka Matt about MVP Jonathan Taylor being shut down…….sadly he sent this before Taylor broke off that 60 yard touchdown. Thank you Briannnnn. Also I hate the Saints.

Now its time to look at this weeks matchups. Lets start with the Winnie.

Alex aka “Dweeb” vs Matt. #1 seed vs #4. Fingers crossed no covid until Sunday.

Good Chris vs Briannnnn. How will Briannnnn pull off this upset? Who on Good Chris’s team will put up a goose egg? Will Antonio Brown have a huge impact and score 25 points? Or will Dallas offense remains stagnant, Chargers explode, and Delvin Cook runs for another 200 yards.

Bad Chris vs Kyle. Lets see if my dumb trade comes back to put the final nail in the coffin. Were just playing for odds incase DOOOOOOOOOOOM happens.

The moment we’ve all been waiting for.

We have three people contending to earn their first ever Tommy Bowl Championship. We also have our defending Tommy Bowl Champion, he’s making a historic run which could end and forever change the history books of this prestigious league.

#7 The Heberts vs #10 Kati aka Mrs. DOOM. Introducing our first matchup in the Muck Bowl. The Heberts making their first appearance since Christine won the Tommy back in 2018. Its Adams first appearance since 2017. As we know this year is a bit different, normally you need just one win. For Kati the second half of the season hasnt gone her way. Add in all the injuries that these teams have endured, along with the covid. Forecast calls for major buttsweat.

Zac vs Dan. In his 3rd ever season, Zac is making his first appearance in the muck. Congratuations, it is a great honor. He faces a muck veteran. A defending Tommy Bowl Champion. The only active Tommy Champion in the league. Stumpys revenge begins now!!!!

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What a season folks, our closest and by far butt sweatiest season on record.

Good Chris (10-4) vs Matt (7-7). Good Chris finishes the season on fire, winning seven straight. He defeats one of the hottest teams, a team that started the year 0-6.

Alex “Dweeb” (10-4) vs Bad Chris (6-8). It was almost one of the worst losses to experience. Thankfully based on points Bad Chris gets the little * next to his name and poor Adam is the first loser.

The Heberts (6-8) vs Briannnnn (7-7). They did their part but they needed a lot of help to obtain a *. Despite losing the final two games, Briannnnnn is the 3 seed in the Winnie.

Kyle (7-7) vs Dan (6-8). Did I win?

Zac (6-8) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-9). A little preview for whats to come, Kati’s team showed some life.

We will preview the Muck Bowl when the time comes but for now they rest. I’ve said it numerous times. For those in the muck, this is the worst week of football. Yeah you dont have to worry about fantasy but doom is coming. You’ll see your players lit it up, probably have the highest scoring tally within the league. All for nothing.

Time to preview the Tommy Bowl Quarterfinals!

Briannnn (7-7) vs Bad Chris (6-8). Briannnns team is limping and struggling to stay healthy. Can Bad Chris pull of the upset?

Matt (7-7) vs Kyle (7-7). Its been a longggggg time since I’ve been in the Tommy Bowl playoffs. I look to take down a very bad guy.

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We wrap up the second to last week of the regular season. Things are getting tight! tight! tight!

Good Chris* (9-4) vs Dan (6-7).

Complete domination from one of the strongest teams in the league. Good Chris got the doom eligible star last week, hasnt let up on the gas at all.

Alex “Dweeb”* (9-4) vs Briannnnn (7-6).

The other top team in the league wishes to stay right with Good Chris. Poor Briannnnnn, projected to score 135 points*, checks stats, only scores 118.

Matt (7-6) vs The Heberts (5-8).

Back to his winning ways. Matt wins easily, our defending Winnie Bowl champions glimmer of hope to defend their title is looking like its coming to an end.

Bad Chris (6-7) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-8).

Bad Chris wins very easily. More importantly DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

ps- did you know that Josh Jacobs and George Kittle are really good players? why on earth someone would trade them for basically a bag of peanuts is beyond me.

Kyle (6-7) vs Zac (5-8).

Adding to the chaos, I keep my hopes alive while a bunch of teams are lumped together. Zac is preparing himself for his first appearance in the Muck. Not down and out yet, but close.

So lets break this down, as we enter the final week of the regular season. Points are the factor when it comes to standings as teams 3-9 are two games apart. We could have four teams at (6-8) which are currently separated by 99.32 points for, 270.72 points against. *highest scoring to lowest scoring in those categories.

Good Chris (9-4) vs Matt (7-6).

With a loss, Matt is safe because of points. Doesnt matter who wins between myself and Dan. Unless the winner between us scores a shitload and Matt’s team falls flat. If Bad Chris wins he could leapfrog Matt if he losses.

Alex “Dweeb (9-4) vs Bad Chris (6-7).

Bad Chris needs a win, if he losses then it comes down to points and the outcome of several games. Control your destiny!

Briannnnnnn (7-6) vs The Heberts (5-8).

Briannnnnn is safe no matter what happens. Unless he benches everyone and scores nothing. Adam though needs a win and a lot of help points wise.

Dan (6-7) vs Kyle (6-7).

Our 2020 Tommy Bowl we clash again with everything on the line. Whoever wins gets a *, whoever losses is heading to the muck unless the fantasy gods line your points up and save you.

Zac (5-8) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-8).

Misery loves company and thats what Mrs. DOOM is out to do. Zac needs the win and a lot of help in order to escape the muck.

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Alex “Dweeb” (8-4) vs Matt (6-6).

Dweeby likes scoring a lot of points, while his opponent also scores a lot of points. Dweeby scores more though. The winning streak has come to an end. Very impressive by Matthew.

Good Chris (8-4) vs Zac (5-7).

In a must win game for Zac, he left the wrong person on the bench. Mark Andrews nearly pulled off the upset on Sunday howeva! Gibson had the last laugh.

Briannnn (7-5) vs Bad Chrisss (5-7).

Not much you can do when Briannnnnnns kicker scores 21 points. But hey lets vote away the kicker though it greatly helped you win a game. Also congratulations to Briannnnnnn for winning the battle of defenses. It was close! Bad Chris also has an additional defense too, final score 49-46.

Dan (6-6) vs The Heberts (5-7).

A complete blowout! The battle of our defending champions in their respected sides. The Heberts on the cusp of losing the chance of defending their title!

Kyle (5-7) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-7).

WE WON A GAME AND BEAT THE DOOM…..for now. DOOM is quickly approaching the league. CMC down and out for the rest of the year. DOOM is basically locked for the Muck Bowl.

Time for some league updates!

Congratulations to these teams. You are now eligible for DOOM!

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We have five teams at (5-7), two teams at (6-6) and briannnnnn at (7-5). Anything is possible with just two weeks to go. We could have again 5 teams at (6-7) next week as well!

Alex “Dweeb” (8-4) vs Briannnnnnn (7-6).

A win for Briannnnnn makes him eligible for DOOM. A loss keeps his hopes and dreams alive to becoming the Big Rabbit.

Good Chrisssss (8-4) vs Dan (6-6).

Dan looks to escape the muck with a win he’d be one step closer to achieving less butt sweat.

Matt (6-6) vs The Heberts (5-7)

This is it for the Heberts! A loss will most certainly qualify them for the muck! Matthew looks to rebound and restart the win streak.

Bad Chris (5-7) vs Mrs. Doom (5-7).

WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! With a win Bad Chris’s hopes remain alive because of points. With a loss…hes stuck! hes stuck! que the video!

Zac (5-7) vs Kyle (5-7).

WE HAVE ANOTHER MUCK BATTLE!!!! Whoever wins their hopes of escaping remain alive. All comes down to points though because of the insane amount of teams that will be at (6-7).

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Another week in the books. teams are climbing, while others are tanking. The gap between first and last is starting to widen.

Mr. Campoli (7-4) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-6).

Welcome to the Winnie! NO MERCY!!! DOOM for all. Awful lot of points on Mrs. Doom bench. Mason Crosby >>> your kicker.

Alex “Dweeb” (7-4) vs Dan (5-6).

OOF imagine scoring a 144 points, 4th highest amount scored. Only to lose. ha!

Briannnn (6-5) vs Matt (6-5).

The hottest team in the league continues torching everyone in site. After losing his first five games, Matt is only 1 game out from first place! Briannnn is on a little skid.

The Heberts (5-6) vs Zac (5-6).

The theme continues! teams with kickers who either scored 0 points or negative have lost this week. Poor Zac chose the wrong rb.

Bad Chris (5-6) vs Kyle (4-7).

The muck battle was underwhelming. It was pretty much over on Thursday when Koo missed a 50 yard and Pitts did nothing. BUT DID YOU KNOW GEORGE KITTLE SCORED ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN SINCE COMING OFF THE IR?????

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We could have possibly six teams at (6-6). Who wants chaos?!

Good Chris (7-4) vs Zac (5-6).

Zac needing a W while Good Chris looks to win five in a row.

Alex “Dweeb” (7-4) vs Matt (6-5).

The hottest team in the league faces Alex who just scored too many points. Both teams can score 1000000000 points. Final score will be in the 80s. Maybe, more like 180.

Briannnn (6-5) vs Bad Chris (5-6).

Big Rabbit is making his way down to the muck! Last time Briannnnnn lost 3 straight games, he made his first ever appearance in the Muck Bowl.

The Heberts (5-6) vs Dan (5-6).

BIG 5-6 battle. Loser stays in the muck, if Dan losses hes really stuck in the muck.

Mrs. Doom (5-6) vs Kyle (4-7).

WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!! Two worst teams in the league face off. I need a miracle at this point.

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Sorry for the all of a sudden absence. Life events happened.

Briannnnnn (6-4) vs Dan (5-5). He’s human after all!!! Kupp ONLY scored 17 points and Dan hangs on for the W. I see a trend happening for this week and its leaving your other high scoring defensive team on the bench.

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Alex “Dweeb” (6-4) vs Zac (5-5). After the unfortunate news for Zac losing Ridley then Henry you’d think his team would spiral. Wrong! Big win for Zac. Poor Dweeb was hit by the injury bug again this season.

Good Chris (6-4) vs Kyle (4-6). After last weeks dreadful performance with zero touchdowns, my team lost a barnburner against good chrissss. Very easy win for Chris, we both left our defenses on the bench. Im gonna go cry now while I watch my team struggle to score points and lose another starter to injury.

Matt (5-5) vs Bad Chris (4-6). Started from the bottom now hes 5th. The longest winning streak belongs to Matt. Well done. Least Bad Chris’s team is still losing and isnt benefitting from my very awful trade.

Kati “Doom” (5-5) vs the Heberts (4-6). Kati Doomsday keeps the Heberts in the muck. Our two time defending Winnie Bowl champs are looking gloom.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Oh my the race is getting tight tight tight!!

We could have 7 teams at (6-5), 1 team at (5-6), and 2 at (4-7) <——me.

Briannnn (6-4) vs Matt (5-5).

Here we go!! the hottest team in the league faces the mighty briannnnn. #BEATBRIANNNNNNNNNNNN

Mr. Campoli (6-4) vs Mrs. Campoli “Doom” (5-5).

You know what they say Chrissssssssssssssss “Happy Wife, Happy Life”.

Alex “Dweeb” (6-4) vs Dan (5-5).

Two teams needing the W, both hoping there teams can muster enough points to win.

Zac (5-5) vs The Heberts (4-6).

Copy and paste pretty much what I wrote above. hope for chaos.

Bad Chris (4-6) vs Kyle (4-6).

WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!! The winner keeps his chances alive and stays near the pack. For the loser, the muck will claim its first victim. This is pretty much the season for both of us. Fuckkkkkkkkkk.

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There’s a theme for this week. Blowouts! But yet we remain tightly packed…..except for one team.

The Heberts (3-2) vs Briannnnn (3-2).

Our two time defending Winnie Bowl champions have reclaimed the top spot in the Winnie. Lamarrrrrrrr decided to drop almost a 50 bomb for good measure on pooooooooor briannnnnnnnnn.

Good Chris (3-2) vs Matt (0-5).

The two Chargers on Chris’s team nearly beat Matt’s entire team! Poor Matt is still searching for his first W.

Zac (3-2) vs Corey (3-2).

One team is streaking in the right direction, helps too when your TE scores 36 points to cap off an easy win. The other team is sliding into danger zone, three straight losses for Corey. It wasnt all joy for Zac, Mr. Unlimited is limited since he has a boo boo in his finger.

Kyle (3-2) vs Dan (3-2).

Tommy conquered poor Dan yet again. However right after this matchup was over big changes were made for Dans team.

Bad Chris (3-2) vs Alex “Dweeb” (3-2).

With back to back losses the meat sweats have intensified greatly! Bad Chris though lost a key component, Barkley went down with a very bad boo boo.

Still sitting together with seven teams now at (3-2). You can go from first to the muck within a weeks span.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

The Heberts (3-2) vs Alex “Dweeb” (3-2).

Panic time might be sitting in for the Dweeb. Not great when you have to face the defending champs who have won three in a row.

Briannnnn (3-2) vs Good Chris (3-2).

The battle of the PT people! Briannnns team currently leading in points against, a nice sign for Good Chris’s team who nearly dropped a 170 points.

Zac (3-2) vs Bad Chris (3-2).

Both teams in the middle of the pack when it comes to the standings (since theres seven of us).

Kyle (3-2) vs Matt (0-6).

I was in similar shoes last year having a team that stunk. One of my wins came against Matt. I hope I don’t return the favor though.

Dan (2-3) vs Corey (2-3).

Corey allow me to introduce you to the very early beginnings of something that will only greatly increase as the season prolongs. WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!!!! All important must win for both, sit back and enjoy the panic.

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How are we already past the first weekend of football in October? Season just started right?

Briannnnn (3-1) vs Alex “Dweeb” (2-2).

Briannnnn walks away with an easy win thanks to an explosion off the bench from Patterson. Dont worry Baird pointed out that his bench too had an offensive flurrying. The top two teams remain 1,2 in the league.

The Heberts (2-2) vs Matt (0-4).

Our first name change is fitting, Matt is still looking for his first win of the season. While the Heberts are making up for their slow start, they’ve won a pair of games and now are in 3rd place.

Dan (2-2) vs Good Chris (2-2).

An offensive explosion is the theme for Dan’s weekend. Fantasy blows up, draft kings blows up, bathroom blows up. Wait……different subject.

Zac (2-2) vs Kyle (2-2).

Zac gets the very easy win because my team failed to score a single touchdown. My bench had all the touchdowns. Pretty impressive accomplishment to achieve. I will have my revenge. I also blame myself for firing off something a tad too early…….snarf

Bad Chris (2-2) vs Corey (2-2).

Lets go Buffalo!!! Bad Chris Billeves in his team!!! Poor rookie is on a skid. His Cheifs players showed up, however the rest of his team did not.

We have seven teams sitting at 2-2. Seven….

A lot can happen! Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

Briannnn (3-1) vs The Heberts (2-2).

Another top three showdown, points prediction is saying a 130 point battle between the two teams. This will also highly weigh in Dallas vs Giants. Will loyal Giants fan root for his fantasy to succeed or his actual team? #beatbriannnnnnn

Alex “Dweeb” (3-1) vs Bad Chris (2-2).

Dweeb looking for a bounce back game while Bad Chris seeks to get a winning streak going.

Dan (2-2) vs Kyle (2-2).

A rematch! The Tommy Bowl champion seeks his revenge.

Zac (2-2) vs Corey (2-2).

First ever meeting between the two in the Winnie. Who will claim the W?

Good Chris (2-2) vs Matt (0-4).

Will this be the week that Matt has happy tissues? or will they be once again sad tissues.

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Kyle (2-1) vs Corey (2-1).

The rookie has been dealt his first loss of the season. It came with a price, CMC is out for a few weeks. Wasnt high scoring, Hopkins is banged up Jacobs has bad feet, and Tommy likes throwing balls to his receivers in bad spots so they get hurt too.

Alex “Dweeb” (3-0) vs Matt (0-3).

The hottest and last remaining undefeated team in the league won with ease over the worst team who is still searching for his first win.

The Heberts (1-2) vs Dan (1-2).

The battle of defending champions goes to the Heberts. They pick up their first win of the year. Dan could have used some of that bench power.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Zac (1-2).

Holy moly! Offensive explosion! Well for Zac the explosion happened on his bench. Snarf.

Briannn (2-1) vs Bad Chris (1-2).

Briannnn and my beloved Dallas Cowboys looked good, real good. AJ Brown got a boo boo for Bad Chris’s team. Sad!

I came close to my prediction last week, 4/5 (1-2) teams…sorry I ruined the fun.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Big weekend for a lot of us, either separation from the muck orrrrr the muck draws us back to reality.

Alex “Dweeb” (3-0) vs Briannnnn (2-1).

The top two teams squaring off! #beatbriannnnnnnnn

Good Chris (2-1) vs Dan (1-2).

I sense butt sweat from someone. Dont want to face a team that just dropped 160 points the week before. Can Dan climb back to .500?

Kyle (2-1) vs Zac (1-2).

Big week for Zac, with the win hes out of the muck. Going to need to score more than last week for yours truly to win three in a row.

Corey (2-1) vs Bad Chrisss (1-2).

Both teams coming off tough losses. Bad Chris needing to change his luck around.

The Heberts (1-2) vs Matt (0-3).

Because of their win the Heberts are out of the muck for a week! Will Matt bring them back? Misery loves company!!