The Winnie Bowl

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Bad Chris (9-1) vs Good Chris (5-5): DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!! Just like the Eagles no longer being undefeated, same can be said in the Winnie. Gods be good! However, despite losing Bad Chris picked up a little something next to his name….

Dweeb (8-2) vs The Heberts (7-3): WHAT IS GOING ON?! #1 & #2 lose?! The Heberts sneakily have won 6 straight! Dweeb did lose Kupp for possibly the rest of the year. Unfortunate for him, great for others though.

Matt (5-5) vs Peacock (3-7): DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?! The streak is over! It came down to the very end of Monday nights game. Are we back to kinda having fun?

Dan (4-6) vs Briannnn (2-8):

Zac (5-5) vs Kyle (2-8): It was great seeing a fellow Dumb Butt, it was not great (absolutely was) watching Justin Jefferson torch my team live. Zac escapes the muck with the big win.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. All eyes on the middle of the pack. Very possibly we could have three teams at (5-6), two muck teams at (4-7) <———–looking at you Daniel.

Bad Chris (9-1) vs Dweeb (8-2): Battle for first place!! Dweeb coming in without Kupp first test OOF.

The Heberts (7-3) vs Kyle (2-8): I’m going to speak for Adam and share what I’d believe he’d do. That is share a favorite joke, “What’s the barber say? NEXT!”

Matt (5-5) vs Zac (5-5): Here is one of the key matchups of the weekend. Both trying to avoid the muck spot.

Good Chris (5-5) vs Dan (4-6): Must win game for Dan or else DOOM. Good Chris looking to stay top spot in the mid pack of teams.

Peacock (3-7) vs Briann (2-9): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! Fresh off their wins, someone losses in pure pain. One of you at least have to lose with me this week. Part of the muck, part of the crew!!!

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its here.

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

We are now halfway through the NFL season and its November. What the hell.

Bad Chris (9-0) vs Briannnnn (1-8): Bad Chris’s team for once looked mortal. Four teams would have beaten him. Luckily he faced Briannnnn.

Dweeb (8-1) vs Good Chris (4-5): Dweeb keeps on trucking along with ease.

The Heberts (6-3) vs Zac (4-5): The Heberts edge out Zac. Huge Sunday night game from Mahomes to seal it.

Dan (4-5) vs Matt (5-4): Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 touchdowns to whoop Dan.

Seth (2-6) vs Kyle (1-7): Poor Seth. He’s cursed, the points against gods really hate him. Even worse news being Josh Allen got injured.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. The schedule resets and its RIVALRY WEEK!!!

Bad Chris (9-0) vs Good Chris (4-5): Another chapter in good vs bad.

Dweeb (8-1) vs The Heberts (6-3): Huge matchup between #2 vs #3 seed.

Matt (5-4) vs Peacock (2-7): You gotta root for Seth at this point. The poor guy has suffered. This is the worst month for him too. Soon all his cousins will be cooked and eaten. His losing streak will probably still be going on while he feats on his cousins and hopefully watching the Cowboys destroy the Giants.

Dan (4-5) vs Briannnn (1-8): Losing back to back games would be catastrophic at this point. Losing to Briannnnnn would be glorious for us though 😉

Zac (4-5) vs Kyle (2-7): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!! In person muck battle too! I hope to deliver the sweet goods. So get comfy and stay awhile Mr. Tommy Bowl Champion.

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HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUND UP

How it’s already November is crazy. The fact that I gotta deal with 7 more weeks of my shitty team is even crazier….

Bad Chris (8-0) vs Matt (4-4): We have a new scoring record. Dear lord Benson’s team is unstoppable…..until the first week of the playoffs when he losses.

Dweeb (7-1) vs Briannn (1-7): Dweeb keeping pace with Benson. Six straight wins too.

The Heberts (5-3) vs Good Chris (4-4): The Heberts almost kicked the win away. They managed to hold on, they too on a nice four game winning streak.

Dan (4-4) vs Kyle (1-7): Thought it would be easy, the Bengals put a little scare into Dan’s Halloween night. I have no comment on my team.

Zac (4-4) vs Seth (2-6): Poor Seth. Six game skid. For Zac though that offensive explosion was a great sign to see from his team.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

If you want chaos, you got it! We have four teams at (4-4), from one week you can go from 7th, to possibly 4th. We could have 3 teams at (4-5). This is also the final week before we face our week 1 opponents again.

Bad Chris (8-0) vs Briannnnn (1-7):

Dweeb (7-1) vs Good Chris (4-4): Both teams hit hard by the bye weeks. Luckily both teams have their speedy QBS.

The Heberts (5-3) vs Zac (4-4): This could be the week The Heberts winning streak is snapped! Mahomes though could drop 60 on Sunday Night.

Dan (4-4) vs Matt (4-4): Battle of the 4-4 teams. Loser sits in the 7th place spot.

Seth (2-6) vs Kyle (1-7): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!! Time to end that losing steak. Sadly whoever wins will still be in the muck. I wouldn’t worry about losing this week if I were you Seth.

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The league has two runaway teams, the rest of the pack is trying to keep pace. Two team absolutely blow.

Bad Chris (7-0) vs Kyle (1-6): Matchup was over on Thursday when Hopkins returned from his suspension. Dropped an easy 15 points. Not only do I lead in points against, but I’m only 2 points behind Briannnn in having the least amount of points for. This really sucks.

Dweeb (6-1) vs Matt (4-3): 5 game winning streak for Dweeb! However he suffered a big blow, Breece Hall is done for the year.

The Heberts (4-3) vs Peacock (2-6) Sorry Seth the bye week struck you at a bad time. For The Heberts though, I’ll leave this clip in here again.

Good Chris (4-3) vs Briannn (1-6): Easy win for Good Chris, Briannnn is soul searching for a QB

Zac (3-4) vs Dan (3-4): Dan’s team has woken up! An explosion of points from Burrow/Chase combo.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

Bad Chris (7-0) vs Matt (4-3): Will the last remaining undefeated team keep the streak alive? Chargers have a bye, Bad Chris losses his guy who always score 30 points.

Dweeb (6-1) vs Briannn (1-6): Well this is a heavingly unfair matchup based on records. Good luck Briannnn!!

The Heberts (4-3) vs Good Chris (4-3): That winning streak has got the Heberts all the way up to 3rd! Big matchup between the 3rd/4th place teams.

Dan (3-4) vs Kyle (1-6): This should be an easy win for Dan. Burrow/Chase will have more points than my entire team. Book it.

Zac (3-4) vs Seth (2-5): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!! Get cozy to whoever losses, you’re stuck down here with me…and briannnnnnn.

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Weird week. Very low scoring matches, compared to what were accustom to seeing.

Bad Chris (6-0) vs Zac (3-3): His team is mortal!! Chris still won pretty comfortable, however Hollywood Brown suffered an injury and is out for several weeks.

Dweeb (5-1) vs Kyle (1-5): I dont know what to say anymore to summarize my team. I suck at fantasy football. I stand corrected from my prediction, Dweebs bench nearly outscored my starters.

Good Chris (3-3) vs Matt (4-2): The main reason you stayed awake last night was because Chris simply needed a few points from two people. His team failed him.

Seth (2-4) vs Dan (2-4): Great win for Dan. Huge performances from Burrow, and Chase. They even out performed Seth’s two headed monster of the Bill’s.

The Heberts (3-3) vs Briannn (1-5): Dont look now but the Herbert’s are climbing! Poooooor Briannn. The wheel of DOOM gets spun every week for his QB’s. Russell is getting an MRI, and on Thursday Wentz got his hand broken.

Time to look ahead to this week’s matchups.

Another big waiver wire coming up, will we see a higher bid of $48? Forgot to mention last week but byes have started.

Lastly we could have 5 teams at (3-4) after this week.

Bad Chris (6-1) vs Kyle (1-5): Oh boy that bye week is going to destroy me. See ya in the deep muck Baird.

Dweeb (5-1) vs Matt (4-2): Don’t look now but Dweeb has won 4 games in a row. Can Matt pick up another huge win?

The Heberts (3-3) vs Peacock (2-4) Seth needs to stop the bleeding as hes on the bad side of a 4 game streak. Adam is looking to play the link.

Good Chris (3-3) vs Briannn (1-5): Good Chris is looking to avoid heartbreak. Briannnn is looking for any positives signs.

Zac (3-3) vs Dan (2-4): There’s a theme here. Zac is looking to avoid a three game skid. Dan leading in against is hoping his wombo combo stays hot.

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HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Week 5 is in the books! Starting to get some separation from the top teams, and the muck is beginning to form with three strong candidates…fuck me.

Bad Chris (5-0) vs Peacock (2-3): Bad Chris’s team is unstoppable. After a hot 2-0 start, Seth has really fallen from grace. Major injury for Seth too, lost Penny for the year. Also why the hell are you holding onto Toney? HE STINKS. Maybe this is his plan to reclaim his true crown?

Dweeb (4-1) vs Zac (3-2): Don’t look now but Dweeb has won 3 in a row. He also had the highest weekly point total for the season…so far at least. Tough punch to take for Zac, team did well.

Matt (3-2) vs Briannnn (1-4): There it is folks! HE’S BACK!!! Our last winless team took care of business and made the middle of the pack teams a little nervous. Wilson, and Connor both have injuries that could linger for the rest of the season.

Good Chris (3-2) vs Kyle (1-4): Guess whos back? Back again, Kyle’s back. He sucks again. Nothing I love more than having a pathetic team that cant score points all while holding the second highest points against total…..

The Heberts (2-3) vs Dan (1-4): The Heberts walk away as victors but still have a huge mountain to climb. For Dan, the losing streak continues. Dan’s team is #1 punching bag for the rest of the league in points against.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

Lets start the week off with a barn burner matchup. Commanders vs Da Bears!! Will we see chaos form? Five teams within 1 game of each other.

Bad Chris (5-0) vs Zac (3-2): Will Zac play upset and give Bad Chris his first loss of the season? Winning team scores over 140?

Dweeb (4-1) vs Kyle (1-4): Oh joy! I get to face the team that scored 160 last week….checks notes see’s KC is facing Buffalo….fuck me. Kelce might outscore my entire team.

Good Chris (3-2) vs Matt (3-2): Biggest matchup of the week. Two teams in the middle of the pack, both looking to gain an advantage over the rest.

Seth (2-3) vs Dan (1-4): Must win game for both. Both looking to end their streaks, Seth could very well be back in the muck if he losses!

The Heberts (2-3) vs Briannn (1-4): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!!! Fresh off his win Briannnnn looks to steal another victory. Meanwhile the Hebert household is too busy with fall decorating, apple picking, pumpkin carving to notice their team stinks!!

(Shut up mimsy!! I know my team lost to yours and I have (one) less win than yours!!!!)

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God damnit it already has me and its pretty much here.

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Welcome to October! Four weeks in the books, lots of crazy games, injuries, and scoring machines.

Bad Chris (4-0) vs Dan (1-3): Bad Chrissssss is sitting pretty. Stacked team, high octane with plenty of offense. Dan has hit a skid. Won his first game, lost three straight since.

Dweeb (3-1) vs Peacock (2-2): Dweeb’s team is looking solid too! Seth is coming back down from reality after his hot start.

Good Chris (2-2) vs Zac (3-1): Zac and the Minnesota offense came to play! Zac can thank me, I picked up Gano right before he could. Has to sting when the kicker outscores everyone but Debo. That’s not the worst news for Chris, Taylor has an ankle injury.

Matt (3-1) vs The Heberts (1-3): Matt with the second highest scoring total of the weekend. The Heberts are on the struggle bus, lost two straight.

Kyle (1-3) vs Briannnnn (0-4): The Rusty Nail paid off! We got the first win of the year. Thank god. Meanwhile Briannnn has hit a new low in his fantasy career.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. It’s still early, we saw Matt come back from starting the season 0-6 last year. However this year the teams are strong and the ones at the top are starting to pull away rather quickly. This weeks matchups could add a lot of separation.

Bad Chris (4-0) vs Peacock (2-2): Our last remaining undefeated team looks to keep the streak alive. Will Seth play upset?

Dweeb (3-1) vs Zac (3-1): Huge matchup between the high seeded teams. Vikings play at 1PM, I smell an upset!

Matt (3-1) vs Briannnn (0-4): Will the suffering end for Brian? Big decision to make because the Broncos play on Thursday.

Good Chris (2-2) vs Kyle (1-3): One team is looking to stop the bleeding, while yours truly is trying to pick up another big win and escape the muck.

The Heberts (1-3) vs Dan (1-3): Possible future muck battle! Must win game for both. Fantasy is fun guys am I right?!

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It’s getting closer….some might already be stuck in it.

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

As we wrap up the month of September it’s been an interesting season so far. Lot of lopsided victories, and a few very low scoring matchups as well. Who else is sad that it’s already October?

Bad Chris (3-0) vs The Heberts (1-2): Bad Chris’s team is rolling, our lone undefeated left. Being carried by Lamar who so far, betting on himself is working out nicely. The Heberts would have been a tough opponent but KC struggling against the Colts proved otherwise. Oh and their bench exploded.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Seth (2-1): Upset! Just like his combo down in Miami, upset city baby! It came down to the end, poor Seth’s Broncos let him down.

Alex “Dweeb” (2-1) vs Dan (1-2): Nice bounce back win for Dweeb. Having all position players in double digits will certainly help your chances to win. Dan’s bench continues to pop off.

Matt (2-1) vs Kyle (0-3): I’m worried….0-3 not great Bob! Lacking points. Not great either when 2 players from your opponents team score half of your teams total points… Please send cake recipes to me. I ate 2 donuts this morning too….

Zac (2-1) vs Briannnn (0-3): Least I’m not the only one feeling the 0-3 blues! Hello Briannnn. Barn burner of a matchup between these two, but a win is a win.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchup.

It will be October on Sunday……ew. Please slow down

This week could be a wild one. Chaos could ensue, keeping all the teams relatively close. Or some big time separation from the top teams, leaving us pleebs down in the muck.

Bad Chris (3-0) vs Dan (1-2): Dan faces the lone undefeated team. Bad Chris’s team is loaded, meanwhile Dan looks to add some separation from the mucky muck.

Dweeb (2-1) vs Peacock (2-1): Big matchup for these two, #2 vs #3 seeds. Trying to keep pace with Bad Chris for the #1 overall seed.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Zac (2-1): Zac snuck away with the win but he’ll need a step up in scoring in order to contend with the top tier teams. Tough opponent who scored 50 points more than his last week.

Matt (2-1) vs The Heberts (1-2): Matt looks to keep the momentum going, the Heberts hope they start the right players and avoid another bench explosion.

Kyle (0-3) vs Briannnnn (0-3): WE HAVE AN 0H-FER BATTLE!!!! Dare I say future Tommy Bowl Championship preview? (Fucking HATE myself for typing that). Whoever losses this game they’ll need to start mentally preparing themselves for cake batter and recipes. #beatbriannnnnnnnnnnnn

I’ll see you Sunday beautiful.

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its getting too close for comfort………god damnit I hate fantasy football.

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Seth (2-0) vs Brian (0-2): Holy moly welcome back to the league Seth! Banking on the wombo combo of Allen & Diggs, Seth is scoring machine! 80 point difference! Briannn walks away beaten and bruised, along with a couple guys getting hit with the injury bug.

Bad Chris (2-0) vs Alex “Dweeb” (1-1): The highest team score award goes to Bad Chris! Ouchies for Dweeb, scored the 4th highest point total of the week….to lose. Bad Chris has an unfair advantage, hes powered by the Chubb.

The Heberts (2-0) vs Kyle (0-2): I would like to face a team who doesnt have a WR that explodes for 35 points…. If Green Bay uses Aaron Jones like that. Watch out the Heberts will return back to glory very quickly. Hey! At least all my players scored points this week!

Good Chris (1-1) vs Dan (1-1): Dan’s wombo combo continues to struggle, couldnt even beat the Cowboys tisk tisk. Jalen Hurts is rounding into form, Mike Williams made a wonderful appearance on Thursday too! Also Dan I see you enjoy leaving Waddle on the bench…how could you leave the best TD celebration on the bench? For shame!

Matt (1-1) vs Zac (1-1): A win is a win! Luckily for Matt he faced our lowest scoring team. Came down to the end, but old Kirk cant handle the MNF spotlight and choked. Zac’s team also got hit by the injury bug, could be a big week spending those Briannnnn bucks.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. No need to panic yet, but I think a few of us would like to win in the month of September. Possibility of a three game lead from 1st to last.

Seth (2-0) vs Good Chris (1-1): Can the hot hand keep the scoring going? Scoring projections have these two separated by 1 point.

Bad Chris (2-0) vs The Hebert’s (1-1): Bad Chris has a couple bad apples that are dealing with suspensions that might put his undefeated record at risk.

Dweeb (1-1) vs Dan (1-1): Both teams coming off losses. Will this be the week that Cincy wakes up and smacks the Jets?

Matt (1-1) vs Kyle (0-2): Fun fact, Matt has 4 starters that start their first names with the letter T. Tea also makes you pee. I really hope I get a win, but I’m facing Tom Brady <3. It comes down to the health of my QB Herby.

Zac (1-1) vs Briannnn (0-2): Well here’s something new, Briannn is down in the very bottom. Zac is looking to rebound after a rough scoring week, meanwhile Baird needs his first win. The butt sweat will be high!

I’m glad I included all teams this week.

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It’s getting closer…..

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Welcome back everyone to another exciting year of football. I hope you had a fantastic opening weekend. The football gods were not kind to me in anyway. Lets give a big round of applause to Seth. He’s returned to claim whats rightfully his. The Tommy.

Alex”Dweeb” vs The Heberts: Alex started things off with his 1st round pick lighting things up with an easy 25 points on Thursday. It was looking like complete doom for The Heberts until Mahomes scored 44 points. Sadly, Dweeb had the counter which was Kelce.

Dan vs Briannnnnn: To continue the streak of Thursday night gas, Gabriel Davis and the Bills (hey ehhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh) came out swinging. 16 points for briannnnn. Dan’s team showed up on Sunday, even with Burrow throwing 4 INTS. Winnie Bowl’s NFL insider Peacock, was at the game and couldn’t believe craziness. This was shaping up to be a classic come from behind story by yours truley. He had his man, Mr. Unlimiteddddddddddddd ready to tear up his former team. But it came down to the final play! Broncos head coach said “fuck it! I need my kicker to hit this 60 yarder because I’m losing by 5 in fantasy”. Pooooooooooor Briannnnnnnn.

Kyle vs Zac: Continuing the trend of hot starts on Thursday. Has anyone seen Cam Akers? Has he returned from his trip? Not a great way to start, a zero….. Not great when you face Justin Jefferson. OWIE! While were talking about OWIE’s, Dak’s hand is broken and poor Zac suffers. Zac got the W but the injury bug strikes again for the 3rd consecutive year.

Good Chris vs Bad Chris: Like the Colts, seeing that #1 overall Jonathan Taylor had 161 yards, 1 TD you’d probably win right? Well Lamar had his fun against former Raven Joe “ELITE” Flacco. Also AJ Brown and the Eagles are going to be good. God damn Cowboys suck. Rant over.

Seth vs Matt: Welcome back to the league Seth! The wombo combo of Allen to Diggs showed its true power. Matt gambling for Barkley paid off. But leaving Patterson on the bench was a big OWIE. The injury bug also struck. Not to worry, he was 0-6 last year and escaped the muck.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

Seth (1-0) vs Briannnnn (0-1).

Can he keep the momentum going? All eyes will be on the Buffalo game, and Seth will have a love/hate for the Broncos this week. Ah ah ah ah

Dan (1-0) vs Good Chris(0-1). High projected scoring, Dan and his wombo combo faces the pathetic cowboys. I’m going to cry now.

Bad Chris (1-0) vs Dweeb (1-0). The only battle of undefeateds this week. I’m rooting for Tucker to have more points than someone on Bad Chris’s team.

The Heberts (0-1) vs Kyle (0-1). WE HAVE AN OH-FER BATTLE!!!! Early buttsweat for these two. Huge matchup on Thursday to start us off. Looking forward to the LIVE FEED trash talk during Darts & Farts ❤

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its coming for you.