The Winnie Bowl

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

How did the first weekend in October treat you? FALL HAS ARRIVED! Only two games were close, the rest woof.

Seth (4-0) vs Zac (0-4): It was just one of those times, that your team poops its pants. Seth being the benefit for having the lowest winning score. Seth also has the lowest PA.

Dan (3-1) vs Matt (2-2): Matthew got taken out behind the woodshed.

Good Chris (3-1) vs Kyle (1-3): I have lost three straight and now I am sad!

Brian (3-1) vs Bad Chris (1-3): Briannnnnn won because he had to cheer for Buffalo.

The Dweeb (1-3) vs The Heberts (2-2): Welcome to the muck Dweeb.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We could have four teams at (2-3). Big matchups at the top of the standings. Bye weeks also start this week.

Seth (4-0) vs Briannnn (3-1): Can Seth remain undefeated? #beatbriannnnnnn

Dan (3-1) vs Good Chris (3-1): #2 vs #3. If Seth losses one of these guys will claim a share of the lead and will have 3 guys tied at first place.

Matt (2-2) vs Zac (0-4): Will Zac get his first win of the season?

The Heberts (2-2) vs Kyle (1-3): Will I end my losing skid? Doubtful.

Dweeb (1-3) vs Bad Chrisssss (1-3): We have an early muck battle!!! Love (hate when I’m involved because I normally lose these) seeing these early muck matchups. A win must win for one, the other a crippling defeat to which seals your fate for the season.

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I’ll see you in hell my friend

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

The month of September comes to a close. Three weeks of fantasy football has gone by in a blink of an eye, many surprise starts but we all have one thing in common…..butt sweat.

Seth (3-0) vs Bad Chris (1-2): Seth continues to roll! Don’t pop the champagne bottles yet, we still have an undefeated team. Good thing Bad Chris didnt start the correct defense, must be hard to choose which one with three of them.

Dan (2-1) vs Zac (0-3): Stupid Keenan Allen continues to be a stupid scoring machine. Poor Zac he currently has the 3rd most points for but leads the Winnie in points against. When it rains, it pours.

The Dweeb (1-2) vs Good Chris (2-1): Good Chris gets the W but it comes at a cost. Mike Williams is done for the year…..it was only a matter of time. Speaking of time!!

Kyle (1-2) vs Matt (2-1): Nothing like being served the L before the 4pm games kick off. That’s exactly what happened. A complete ass whooping by Matt. Sad to see that I was the only team to score under 100 points. How Matt looks after Sunday. Currently I have the least points scored, and the second highest in points against. Fantasy football is fun.

Briannn (2-1) vs The Heberts (1-2): They almost came back to steal the W. However Briannnnnnn holds on to win! I think we already know who the “Dumb butt of the week” is.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We have two teams that have a 3 & 0 in their records. One is good, the other is sad! After this weekend, we will only have one. The rest of the teams are separated in two groups that are one game apart. We could have 6 teams with a (2-2) record. Bring on the chaos.

Seth (3-0) vs Zac (0-3): Hey Seth……COME ON DOWN!!!! You’re the next contestant to have your team blow up while facing Zac!

Dan (2-1) vs Matt (2-1): Two Mongolians battling it out at the top of the standings. Only one of them will be apart of the 2-2 group.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Kyle (1-2): I need my stupid team to get healthy. Need this win. Good Chris facing his first matchup without WR Williams.

Brian (2-1) vs Bad Chris (1-2): Which one of Bad Chris’s three defenses will he start this week to defeat briannnnnnn? #beatbriannnnnnn

The Dweeb (1-2) vs The Heberts (1-2): One of these teams will be enjoying their stay in the muck for a tad bit longer. Wont you be my neighbor?

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October is here. That means the muck grows stronger. But I ask you this. Who will cross the finish line with a belly full of slurpee?

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Week 2 is in the books. Injury bugs have struck several players, did you survive this week? I sure as hell didn’t. Congratulations to Dweeby and Becca on a wonderful LOVE FEST.

Seth (2-0) vs The Heberts (1-1): Seth holds onto win and is our lone undefeated team! Poor Adam has both of his RB’s injured, gruesome injury for the Chubb. Panic probably at an all time high in the Hebert household.

Dan (1-1) vs Kyle (1-1): He talked a lot of shit and his team backed it up. Watch out everyone, if the Chargers stay healthy Dan is going to win a lot of games…..Chargers however will still lose lawls. Here’s a couple more gifs because I know Dan would rub it in a tiny bit more.

Good Chris (1-1) vs Briannn (1-1): Despite having 25 points on the bench to start the week off on Thursday. Campoli’s bench outscored Briannnnnn’s starters. OOF!! Good problem to have for Campoli.

Matt (1-1) vs Dweeb (1-1): Bad guy Matt for not giving Dweeb the win on his wedding weekend!

Bad Chris (1-1) vs Zac (0-2): Scores the 3rd highest point total of the week……loses. Tough break for Zac. Bad Chris though despite getting the win, lost Barkley for a few weeks. Zac currently has the 2nd highest points for, but also has the highest points against.

I’m starting a new award. It’s called “The Mistake” award. You are not the Dumbbutt of the week, that’s separate. This award is simply to cover others who screwed up their lineups. Going to award weeks 1, and 2 here. Drumroll please

Matt for week 1, Briannnn for week 2

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Be sure to put those waiver wires in (Hope you dont) hope you spend less money than me.

Seth (2-0) vs Bad Chris (1-1): Our lone undefeated team faces the highest scoring team from last week. Should be a good one.

Dan (1-1) vs Zac (0-2): 2nd highest scoring team squares off against the 3rd highest. Dont want to say going down 0-3 would be season over…. gotta think luck will turn around soon for Zac….or its doesnt. Sad!

The Dweeb (1-1) vs Good Chris (1-1): Big matchup with a good chance to be a high scoring one too. Hopefully Campoli has wifi over in Germany, or doesnt, or forgets, bummer. Drink lots of German beer!

Kyle (1-1) vs Matt (1-1): Both teams in the 8 team pack of 1-1’s. Were looking for a rebound win, while Matt looks to make it 2 in a row.

Briannn (1-1) vs The Heberts (1-1): Both teams looking to get this W. Lets see what the Heberts have in store after a brutal weekend with injuries.

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Another week closer to that slurpee.

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Welcome back to another exciting season of the Winnie Bowl. The fireworks have already popped off, some of you may be still drunk from the weekend.

Bad Chris vs The Heberts: Our defending Winnie Bowl champion entered the new season with a gut feeling that he “made a huge mistake” based on his drafting. Well……the force is strong with this one. Aaaaaaaaaaaaron got hurt on the 4th snap of the Jets drive and his season is over. Currently Bad Chris has no backup QB on his roster. Needless to say an easy win for the Heberts. The theme of this matchup (and blog) though is OWIE. Achilles is a stupid tendon.

Briannnnnnn vs Matt: Our Tommy Bowl champion had himself a nice week 1. Three 20 point performances from his starters will contribute nicely. For Matt you hope Lamar returns to his old self and scores a ton.

Alex “The Dweeb” vs Dan: ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK (39 E’s to be precise) help defeat Dan who scored the 4th highest point total. See you in a few days. Prepared to get weird.

Kyle vs Zac: After I saw the second touchdown for Aiyuk, I thought that’s a wrap just give me the L and I’ll award my self the dumb butt of the week. Well Dallas defense destroyed the Giants and propelled me to victory.

Seth vs Good Chris: Haven’t seen this low scoring of a matchup in awhile! Thanks to Josh Allen causing four turnovers, Seth hangs on to win!

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Get ready for a flurry of Briannnnn bucks to be spent!! Bad Chris has already spent a few bucks. Snarf.

The Dweeb (1-0) vs Matt (0-1): Matt looking for a bounce back week and his first W of the year. Be an awfully nice wedding gift to the Dweeb if you bench all your players.

Briannnn (1-0) vs Good Chris (0-1): Both teams looking to get a huge W while having suspended or hurt players on their bench.

Kyle (1-0) vs Dan (0-1): King of Mongolia hoping he can get off to his best start of the season since 2017. Dan looks to ruin it, comes down to Monday night (double header by the way).

Seth (1-0) vs The Heberts (1-0): Tough matchup here, both teams dealing with key injury players. Will see if those guys are healthy and suit up to play. Major butt sweat!

Zac (0-1) vs Bad Chris (0-1): WE HAVE AN OH-FER BATTLE!!! Bad Chris needing to make major improvements at QB before the doom takes over.

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its coming for us……soon it will claim its victims.

Who will it claim? Briannnn was too busy that evening painting his aunts house

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Well we’ve made it. Feels like yesterday we were drafting our teams and starting the season. Time flies when you’re having fun…..

#1 Bad Chris vs #6 Seth:

The top dog who has been the clear #1 from the start has made it to the championship round.

#2 Dweeb vs #4 Zac:

From being crowned champ of the muck, to having the chance to be crowned champion of the Winnie. Zac is moving on.

#7 Matt vs #10 Briannn:

An explosion of points for both teams. Matt avoids doom.

#8 Dan vs #9 Kyle:

Couldn’t get much easier for Dan. His team showed up and piled on points, while mine has failed to score a TD….

Time to look head to the final matchup of the 2022 season.

#1 Bad Chris vs #4 Zac:

For the Winnie and the prize money.

#9 Kyle vs #10 Brian:

It’s the matchup everyone wanted. For the Tommy and to enshrine a new member into the muck.

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#3 The Heberts vs #6 Seth: WHAT A WIN!!!!!! Seth with the HUGE upset!!

#4 Zac vs #5 Good Chris: What a weekend for Zac. Watched his Vikings complete the largest comeback in NFL history (poor Matt Ryan) and defeated The Heberts (mushed).

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups….. its here

HOWEVA!! Before we get to the main course.

#1 Bad Chris vs #6 Seth:

Pretty sure Seth has changed his name more times than he has wins this season. Put all your money on Seth to win. Will give him +230 odds.

#2 Dweeb vs #4 Zac:

Can Kelce carry Dweeb to the finals? Also if Tucker misses a kick, Dweeb losses. Dont fact check me….. +150 odds on Zac

It’s time to meet the contestants for this years 2022 Muck Bowl Semifinal

#7 Matt vs #10 Briannn:

Matt making his first appearance in the Muck! Facing Briannnnn whos making his second appearance. Briannn looking for defeat Matt for the third time this year. +120 odds Briannn

#8 Dan vs #9 Kyle:

Rematch of The 2020 Tommy. Two time Tommy Bowl Champion vs Mr. Terrible. +150 odds Kyle

We will have history one way or the other. First ever Three Time Champion or welcoming in a new champion.

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The regular season has come to a close! Where did the time go?!

Bad Chris vs Seth (4-9): HE DID IT!!!!!! Seth held on for dear life and got a HUGE win!!!

Dweeb vs Zac. Bweeby got crushed. Kyler is dead. Sad!!

The Heberts vs Dan (5-8): Poor Dan, doomed for the muck yet again. The Heberts are clear favorites to win the Winnie.

Matt (5-8) vs Briannnnn: What a battle. It got spicy on Monday but Briannnn did his job. Welcome to the muck Matt!

Good Chris vs Kyle: A nice win. Hopefully not my final win of the season.

Welcome to playoff talk. Will save the chat about the muck boys for next week.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups

#1 Bad Chris: – Bye

#2 Dweeb: – Bye

#3 The Heberts vs #6 Seth: Fresh off his biggest win of the year, Seth faces what I believe is the favorite for the Winnie. Enjoy your freedoms….

#4 Zac vs #5 Good Chris: Once again these two face off for the third time this year. Zac looking for the sweeeeeeep.

I hate this fucking week. I hate it with a burning passion, especially when I’m in the muck. Enjoy watching your team meet the expectations that you had when you drafted them back in September. Because next week….misery arrives.

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HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Bad Chris vs Dan (5-8): HE WON!!! His hopes of escaping are still alive!

Dweeb vs Seth (4-9): Soul crushing loss. But still a chance that Seth can escape.

Adam vs Matt (5-7): Matt has lost four straight. We go to the final week of the regular season to hand out the final star

Zac vs Good Chris: We dont care anymore.

Kyle (4-9) vs Briannnnn (2-11): .000000000001% chance that I can escape. It’s just nice to be winning this late in the year.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. It all comes down to this. Matt, Dan, and Seth duking it out for the final *

Bad Chris vs Seth (4-9): A must win and Seth needs to score a lot of points. Also needs losses from Matt, and Dan.

Dweeb vs Zac. Dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The Heberts vs Dan (5-8): Dan either needs a win & loss from Matt or if they both won/lost, to outscore Matt in Points For.

Matt (5-8) vs Briannnnn: Matt needs a win and a Dan loss. or if they both won/lost, to outscore Dan in Points For.

Good Chris vs Kyle: We dont care

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Get ready for the video special soon!!!

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Bad Chris vs The Heberts: Bad Chris won again….do we care? Nope!

Dweeb* vs Dan (4-8): Dan is spiraling out of control. Four game skid at the worst possible time.

Good Chris (7-5) vs Seth (4-8): Tough loss for Seth. That little glimmer of hope is all he’s holding onto. Also….

Zac (7-5) vs Briannn (2-10): We have our first double digit loss team! Congratulations to Briannnnn. Also…..

Matt (5-7) vs Kyle (3-9): What is going on? I scored 120 last week, this week 154?! (Sadly I think this is my highest score since we’ve introduced the FLEX spot).

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchup’s. Two weeks to go, 1 * remains.

Bad Chris vs Dan (4-8): Dan’s fate is all but sealed. It’s do (and score 200 points) or die in the muck.

Dweeb vs Seth (4-8): Same goes for Seth, do or die…..and hope Matt losses.

Adam vs Matt (5-7): Ironic that the three teams battling for the last star all face the top three teams this week. Matt needs a win and losses from Seth, and Dan to seal the deal. We all hope though that the drama continues one more week am I right?!

Zac vs Good Chris: We dont care anymore.

Kyle (3-9) vs Briannnnn (2-10): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!! In one months time will be seeing this matchup again!!

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^Watching the muck all season long approach you and ruin your day.

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Bad Chris (10-1) vs Dweeb (8-3): Bad Chris holds off a surging Dweeb! Though he lost, he gained a little * thanks to others

The Heberts (7-3) vs Kyle (2-8): I scored my highest point total….only to lose. Congratulations to the Heberts, they too earned a little **

Matt (5-6) vs Zac (6-5): Zac putting together a little streak, when you need to win at the most important time. #Howboutthemcowboys!!!!

Good Chris (6-5) vs Dan (4-7): This matchup was over at about 1:30pm on Sunday when I arrived to Dan’s apartment.

Peacock (4-7) vs Briann (2-9): Luckily because of my typo, I didn’t have to update Briannnnnnn’s record.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Only three weeks left, three stars remain. YUGE matchups this week! The biggest, the best, simply YUGE!!

Bad Chris vs The Heberts: Not going to fill this out. We dont care anymore.

Dweeb* vs Dan (4-7): Do or die for Dan. He’s pretty much screwed because of points.

Good Chris (6-5) vs Seth (4-7): Must win game for Seth, if Chris wins, he gets his *.

Zac (6-5) vs Briannn (2-9): Zac looking to claim his * too, Briannnnn looking to add another episode in this seasons drama!

Matt (5-6) vs Kyle (2-9): Matt has been jawing quite a bit lately. Did you know he’s the only member to not be in the Tommy Bowl bracket? Granted he’s only been in the league for a few seasons. We need to humble him. .

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two down, two to go! Part of the muck, part of the crew!