Week 14

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL ROUNDUP

Surprise! Surprise! This still exist!

Week 13 is in the books! We have ourselves a beauty at hands.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!! Christmas came early!!!!!!

^ Hit that play button before you start reading my word vomit.

Kyle (9-4) vs Brian (6-7): This should have been a steamroll on paper. Kyle’s team just need Jonathan Taylor, James Cook to run and run and run and tally up 100 points like they have all year….except Briannn’s dark magic stood in the way. Kyle has lost 3 straight since he was awarded the *.

Good Chris (10-3) vs Zac (3-10): Hasnt been the season that Zac drew up. Meanwhile Good Chris has done the opposite and won 3 straight and has claimed the top spot in the league!

Sheriff Long Dick of the Law Dweeb (7-6) vs Dan (6-7): The blame spotlight has been focused on me but ahem….Dweeb didnt do his part and keep Dan in the muck!! Dan’s team, mainly AJ Brown gave him the hope and believe that he can escape in the final week.

Seth (7-6) vs Adam (6-7): The emotional rollercoaster for our defending Tommy Bowl Champion has been something. With this win it looks like he is safe despite the lack of points in the Points For category. For Adam he will be apart of the epic showdown.

Matt (6-7) vs Bad Chris (5-8): Matt got a much needed win to keep his hopes alive to earn a *. Bad Chris is a muck dweller who will be looking to play upset one more time.

Week 13 Chuggage for Gooseage
1. ☀️ God 🪿 Good Chris
2. Zay 🌺s 🪿 Zac

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Brian 🪿🪿🪿🪿
Matt 🪿🪿🪿🪿
Zac 🪿🪿🪿🪿 (🍺)
Seth 🪿🪿🪿
Bad Chris 🪿🪿
Kyle 🪿🪿
Good Chris 🪿🪿(🍺)
Adam 🪿
Dan 🪿
Alex 🪿

Thank you Good Chris for the chuggage and standage.

It’s time to look ahead to Week 14. The finale. I will say it is complete bullshit that byes are this late in the season. Two spots remain in the muck. Four teams at (6-7).

Adam (6-7) vs Bad Chris (5-8): 9 combined players on byes for these guys. That sucks. Adam needs a massive win, hes 111.12 points behind Matt (6-7), on the plus side in the Points Against category he has the advantage with the four (6-7) teams.

Good Chris (10-3) vs Dan (6-7): Dan needs a win and needs to score a lot and hope no one else outscores his team in the other matchups.

Matt (6-7) vs Brian (6-7): This is the game folks. A win and you’re safe. If Adam wins though it comes down to how many points did he and the winner of this game score, mainly for Brian since he only holds a 15 point lead in PF.

Long Dick Dweeeeeeeeeb (7-6) vs Dick Pick Seth (7-6): Seth needs a win to avoid very sweater boxers.

Kyle (9-4) vs Zac (3-10): Who cares.

If we want complete chaos theres a scenario that Dan can lose, Adam can lose, and between Matt/Brian we can have three (6-8) teams fighting for the last two spots. All comes down to the points.

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!! Math is hard for me (I have a learning disability) and I only completed Math A applied 3… I think. If Adam, Dan, between Matt/Brian, and whoever losses between Dweeb/Seth we will have four (7-7) teams. All comes down to points, Seth being at the highest risk if he losses.