Week 1

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Welcome back to another year of the Winnie Bowl. Day late, dollar short on sending this out. Shut up.

***Editors note- Giphy apparently doesnt have any new NFL gifs so the ones I’m going to use are old. Sad!

The Heberts vs Zac: Our defending champions squared off. Close battle but the Herberts come away with the W. Fun fact time! Per Winnie Bowl Weekly sources every year (so far), Zac’s starting QB has gotten hurt.

Good Chris vs Briannn: Good Chris came firing out of the gates and never looked back. Saquon Barkley scored 3 TD’s with his first game on the Eagles. It was a mistake for you Briannnnn, Dak score .12 more points than Goff ah ah ah

Matt vs Kyle: VIVA la kicker!! The big news out of this matchup for Matt is Puka Nacua is going on the IL for awhile. Also Joe Burrow might not be very good because of his wrist injury.

Bad Chris vs Seth: Seth picks up a close call win. Seth’s team with the big run games from Walker & Stevenson. Bad Chris is just happy that Harrison Jr score some points. Imagine if Murray saw him down the field.

Dweeb vs Dan: Sunday morning scaries for Dweeby when Reek got arrested. But wait theres more! Everything changed at 7pm Monday night when CMC was listed out for the game. Though Dan is anti VIVA, his kicker came to play and scored his teams highest point total.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Still early but a few teams dealing with boo boos.

Good Chris (1-0) vs Dan (0-1): Dan still awaiting the news if CMC will play. Tough task to face when Good Chris’s team scored the highest point total in week 1.

The Heberts (1-0) vs Bad Chris (0-1): Projected to be close. Looks like Achane will be game time decision for The Heberts.

Dweeb (1-0) vs Kyle (1-0): I’m going to use this section to ask Dweeb a question. What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?

Seth (1-0) vs Briannn (0-1): Briannn looking to rebound which he has several of his players playing in the same game. Seth, hopeful to keep the throttle down.

Zac (0-1) vs Matt (0-1): We have our first OH-fer battle!! Huge game for these two, loser will be in an early huge hole.