Week 3

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

The month of September comes to a close. Three weeks of fantasy football has gone by in a blink of an eye, many surprise starts but we all have one thing in common…..butt sweat.

Seth (3-0) vs Bad Chris (1-2): Seth continues to roll! Don’t pop the champagne bottles yet, we still have an undefeated team. Good thing Bad Chris didnt start the correct defense, must be hard to choose which one with three of them.

Dan (2-1) vs Zac (0-3): Stupid Keenan Allen continues to be a stupid scoring machine. Poor Zac he currently has the 3rd most points for but leads the Winnie in points against. When it rains, it pours.

The Dweeb (1-2) vs Good Chris (2-1): Good Chris gets the W but it comes at a cost. Mike Williams is done for the year…..it was only a matter of time. Speaking of time!!

Kyle (1-2) vs Matt (2-1): Nothing like being served the L before the 4pm games kick off. That’s exactly what happened. A complete ass whooping by Matt. Sad to see that I was the only team to score under 100 points. How Matt looks after Sunday. Currently I have the least points scored, and the second highest in points against. Fantasy football is fun.

Briannn (2-1) vs The Heberts (1-2): They almost came back to steal the W. However Briannnnnnn holds on to win! I think we already know who the “Dumb butt of the week” is.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We have two teams that have a 3 & 0 in their records. One is good, the other is sad! After this weekend, we will only have one. The rest of the teams are separated in two groups that are one game apart. We could have 6 teams with a (2-2) record. Bring on the chaos.

Seth (3-0) vs Zac (0-3): Hey Seth……COME ON DOWN!!!! You’re the next contestant to have your team blow up while facing Zac!

Dan (2-1) vs Matt (2-1): Two Mongolians battling it out at the top of the standings. Only one of them will be apart of the 2-2 group.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Kyle (1-2): I need my stupid team to get healthy. Need this win. Good Chris facing his first matchup without WR Williams.

Brian (2-1) vs Bad Chris (1-2): Which one of Bad Chris’s three defenses will he start this week to defeat briannnnnnn? #beatbriannnnnnn

The Dweeb (1-2) vs The Heberts (1-2): One of these teams will be enjoying their stay in the muck for a tad bit longer. Wont you be my neighbor?

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October is here. That means the muck grows stronger. But I ask you this. Who will cross the finish line with a belly full of slurpee?