Week 1

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Welcome back to another exciting season of the Winnie Bowl. The fireworks have already popped off, some of you may be still drunk from the weekend.

Bad Chris vs The Heberts: Our defending Winnie Bowl champion entered the new season with a gut feeling that he “made a huge mistake” based on his drafting. Well……the force is strong with this one. Aaaaaaaaaaaaron got hurt on the 4th snap of the Jets drive and his season is over. Currently Bad Chris has no backup QB on his roster. Needless to say an easy win for the Heberts. The theme of this matchup (and blog) though is OWIE. Achilles is a stupid tendon.

Briannnnnnn vs Matt: Our Tommy Bowl champion had himself a nice week 1. Three 20 point performances from his starters will contribute nicely. For Matt you hope Lamar returns to his old self and scores a ton.

Alex “The Dweeb” vs Dan: ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK (39 E’s to be precise) help defeat Dan who scored the 4th highest point total. See you in a few days. Prepared to get weird.

Kyle vs Zac: After I saw the second touchdown for Aiyuk, I thought that’s a wrap just give me the L and I’ll award my self the dumb butt of the week. Well Dallas defense destroyed the Giants and propelled me to victory.

Seth vs Good Chris: Haven’t seen this low scoring of a matchup in awhile! Thanks to Josh Allen causing four turnovers, Seth hangs on to win!

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. Get ready for a flurry of Briannnnn bucks to be spent!! Bad Chris has already spent a few bucks. Snarf.

The Dweeb (1-0) vs Matt (0-1): Matt looking for a bounce back week and his first W of the year. Be an awfully nice wedding gift to the Dweeb if you bench all your players.

Briannnn (1-0) vs Good Chris (0-1): Both teams looking to get a huge W while having suspended or hurt players on their bench.

Kyle (1-0) vs Dan (0-1): King of Mongolia hoping he can get off to his best start of the season since 2017. Dan looks to ruin it, comes down to Monday night (double header by the way).

Seth (1-0) vs The Heberts (1-0): Tough matchup here, both teams dealing with key injury players. Will see if those guys are healthy and suit up to play. Major butt sweat!

Zac (0-1) vs Bad Chris (0-1): WE HAVE AN OH-FER BATTLE!!! Bad Chris needing to make major improvements at QB before the doom takes over.

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its coming for us……soon it will claim its victims.

Who will it claim? Briannnn was too busy that evening painting his aunts house