Week 5

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Week 5 is in the books! Starting to get some separation from the top teams, and the muck is beginning to form with three strong candidates…fuck me.

Bad Chris (5-0) vs Peacock (2-3): Bad Chris’s team is unstoppable. After a hot 2-0 start, Seth has really fallen from grace. Major injury for Seth too, lost Penny for the year. Also why the hell are you holding onto Toney? HE STINKS. Maybe this is his plan to reclaim his true crown?

Dweeb (4-1) vs Zac (3-2): Don’t look now but Dweeb has won 3 in a row. He also had the highest weekly point total for the season…so far at least. Tough punch to take for Zac, team did well.

Matt (3-2) vs Briannnn (1-4): There it is folks! HE’S BACK!!! Our last winless team took care of business and made the middle of the pack teams a little nervous. Wilson, and Connor both have injuries that could linger for the rest of the season.

Good Chris (3-2) vs Kyle (1-4): Guess whos back? Back again, Kyle’s back. He sucks again. Nothing I love more than having a pathetic team that cant score points all while holding the second highest points against total…..

The Heberts (2-3) vs Dan (1-4): The Heberts walk away as victors but still have a huge mountain to climb. For Dan, the losing streak continues. Dan’s team is #1 punching bag for the rest of the league in points against.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

Lets start the week off with a barn burner matchup. Commanders vs Da Bears!! Will we see chaos form? Five teams within 1 game of each other.

Bad Chris (5-0) vs Zac (3-2): Will Zac play upset and give Bad Chris his first loss of the season? Winning team scores over 140?

Dweeb (4-1) vs Kyle (1-4): Oh joy! I get to face the team that scored 160 last week….checks notes see’s KC is facing Buffalo….fuck me. Kelce might outscore my entire team.

Good Chris (3-2) vs Matt (3-2): Biggest matchup of the week. Two teams in the middle of the pack, both looking to gain an advantage over the rest.

Seth (2-3) vs Dan (1-4): Must win game for both. Both looking to end their streaks, Seth could very well be back in the muck if he losses!

The Heberts (2-3) vs Briannn (1-4): WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE!!!!! Fresh off his win Briannnnn looks to steal another victory. Meanwhile the Hebert household is too busy with fall decorating, apple picking, pumpkin carving to notice their team stinks!!

(Shut up mimsy!! I know my team lost to yours and I have (one) less win than yours!!!!)

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God damnit it already has me and its pretty much here.