Week 2

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

Seth (2-0) vs Brian (0-2): Holy moly welcome back to the league Seth! Banking on the wombo combo of Allen & Diggs, Seth is scoring machine! 80 point difference! Briannn walks away beaten and bruised, along with a couple guys getting hit with the injury bug.

Bad Chris (2-0) vs Alex “Dweeb” (1-1): The highest team score award goes to Bad Chris! Ouchies for Dweeb, scored the 4th highest point total of the week….to lose. Bad Chris has an unfair advantage, hes powered by the Chubb.

The gif selections suck this week. I blame Chris Capoli, and giphy

The Heberts (2-0) vs Kyle (0-2): I would like to face a team who doesnt have a WR that explodes for 35 points…. If Green Bay uses Aaron Jones like that. Watch out the Heberts will return back to glory very quickly. Hey! At least all my players scored points this week!

Good Chris (1-1) vs Dan (1-1): Dan’s wombo combo continues to struggle, couldnt even beat the Cowboys tisk tisk. Jalen Hurts is rounding into form, Mike Williams made a wonderful appearance on Thursday too! Also Dan I see you enjoy leaving Waddle on the bench…how could you leave the best TD celebration on the bench? For shame!

Matt (1-1) vs Zac (1-1): A win is a win! Luckily for Matt he faced our lowest scoring team. Came down to the end, but old Kirk cant handle the MNF spotlight and choked. Zac’s team also got hit by the injury bug, could be a big week spending those Briannnnn bucks.

Idiots cheering on a WR that will disappear for a whole month

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. No need to panic yet, but I think a few of us would like to win in the month of September. Possibility of a three game lead from 1st to last.

Seth (2-0) vs Good Chris (1-1): Can the hot hand keep the scoring going? Scoring projections have these two separated by 1 point.

Bad Chris (2-0) vs The Hebert’s (1-1): Bad Chris has a couple bad apples that are dealing with suspensions that might put his undefeated record at risk.

Dweeb (1-1) vs Dan (1-1): Both teams coming off losses. Will this be the week that Cincy wakes up and smacks the Jets?

Matt (1-1) vs Kyle (0-2): Fun fact, Matt has 4 starters that start their first names with the letter T. Tea also makes you pee. I really hope I get a win, but I’m facing Tom Brady <3. It comes down to the health of my QB Herby.

Zac (1-1) vs Briannnn (0-2): Well here’s something new, Briannn is down in the very bottom. Zac is looking to rebound after a rough scoring week, meanwhile Baird needs his first win. The butt sweat will be high!

I’m glad I included all teams this week.

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It’s getting closer…..

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