HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP
Welcome back everyone to another exciting year of football. I hope you had a fantastic opening weekend. The football gods were not kind to me in anyway. Lets give a big round of applause to Seth. He’s returned to claim whats rightfully his. The Tommy.
Alex”Dweeb” vs The Heberts: Alex started things off with his 1st round pick lighting things up with an easy 25 points on Thursday. It was looking like complete doom for The Heberts until Mahomes scored 44 points. Sadly, Dweeb had the counter which was Kelce.
Dan vs Briannnnnn: To continue the streak of Thursday night gas, Gabriel Davis and the Bills (hey ehhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh) came out swinging. 16 points for briannnnn. Dan’s team showed up on Sunday, even with Burrow throwing 4 INTS. Winnie Bowl’s NFL insider Peacock, was at the game and couldn’t believe craziness. This was shaping up to be a classic come from behind story by yours truley. He had his man, Mr. Unlimiteddddddddddddd ready to tear up his former team. But it came down to the final play! Broncos head coach said “fuck it! I need my kicker to hit this 60 yarder because I’m losing by 5 in fantasy”. Pooooooooooor Briannnnnnnn.
Kyle vs Zac: Continuing the trend of hot starts on Thursday. Has anyone seen Cam Akers? Has he returned from his trip? Not a great way to start, a zero….. Not great when you face Justin Jefferson. OWIE! While were talking about OWIE’s, Dak’s hand is broken and poor Zac suffers. Zac got the W but the injury bug strikes again for the 3rd consecutive year.
Good Chris vs Bad Chris: Like the Colts, seeing that #1 overall Jonathan Taylor had 161 yards, 1 TD you’d probably win right? Well Lamar had his fun against former Raven Joe “ELITE” Flacco. Also AJ Brown and the Eagles are going to be good. God damn Cowboys suck. Rant over.
Seth vs Matt: Welcome back to the league Seth! The wombo combo of Allen to Diggs showed its true power. Matt gambling for Barkley paid off. But leaving Patterson on the bench was a big OWIE. The injury bug also struck. Not to worry, he was 0-6 last year and escaped the muck.
Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.
Seth (1-0) vs Briannnnn (0-1).
Can he keep the momentum going? All eyes will be on the Buffalo game, and Seth will have a love/hate for the Broncos this week. Ah ah ah ah
Dan (1-0) vs Good Chris(0-1). High projected scoring, Dan and his wombo combo faces the pathetic cowboys. I’m going to cry now.
Bad Chris (1-0) vs Dweeb (1-0). The only battle of undefeateds this week. I’m rooting for Tucker to have more points than someone on Bad Chris’s team.
The Heberts (0-1) vs Kyle (0-1). WE HAVE AN OH-FER BATTLE!!!! Early buttsweat for these two. Huge matchup on Thursday to start us off. Looking forward to the LIVE FEED trash talk during Darts & Farts ❤
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The Winnie Bowl 