Week 13

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

We wrap up the second to last week of the regular season. Things are getting tight! tight! tight!

Good Chris* (9-4) vs Dan (6-7).

Complete domination from one of the strongest teams in the league. Good Chris got the doom eligible star last week, hasnt let up on the gas at all.

Alex “Dweeb”* (9-4) vs Briannnnn (7-6).

The other top team in the league wishes to stay right with Good Chris. Poor Briannnnnn, projected to score 135 points*, checks stats, only scores 118.

Matt (7-6) vs The Heberts (5-8).

Back to his winning ways. Matt wins easily, our defending Winnie Bowl champions glimmer of hope to defend their title is looking like its coming to an end.

Bad Chris (6-7) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-8).

Bad Chris wins very easily. More importantly DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

ps- did you know that Josh Jacobs and George Kittle are really good players? why on earth someone would trade them for basically a bag of peanuts is beyond me.

Kyle (6-7) vs Zac (5-8).

Adding to the chaos, I keep my hopes alive while a bunch of teams are lumped together. Zac is preparing himself for his first appearance in the Muck. Not down and out yet, but close.

So lets break this down, as we enter the final week of the regular season. Points are the factor when it comes to standings as teams 3-9 are two games apart. We could have four teams at (6-8) which are currently separated by 99.32 points for, 270.72 points against. *highest scoring to lowest scoring in those categories.

Good Chris (9-4) vs Matt (7-6).

With a loss, Matt is safe because of points. Doesnt matter who wins between myself and Dan. Unless the winner between us scores a shitload and Matt’s team falls flat. If Bad Chris wins he could leapfrog Matt if he losses.

Alex “Dweeb (9-4) vs Bad Chris (6-7).

Bad Chris needs a win, if he losses then it comes down to points and the outcome of several games. Control your destiny!

Briannnnnnn (7-6) vs The Heberts (5-8).

Briannnnnn is safe no matter what happens. Unless he benches everyone and scores nothing. Adam though needs a win and a lot of help points wise.

Dan (6-7) vs Kyle (6-7).

Our 2020 Tommy Bowl we clash again with everything on the line. Whoever wins gets a *, whoever losses is heading to the muck unless the fantasy gods line your points up and save you.

Zac (5-8) vs Mrs. DOOM (5-8).

Misery loves company and thats what Mrs. DOOM is out to do. Zac needs the win and a lot of help in order to escape the muck.