Week 6

giphy hasnt put up any new gifs from this weekend so meh! i improvised.

The Heberts (6-0) vs Matt (3-3) The unstoppable force met a very moveable object. Even with a 40 point performance on the bench, no worries! Not the only team with a 40 point performance left on the bench (foreshadowing). Stand back rookie the defending champs are well on their way to back to back.

(insert one of adams players doing some good to further shame matt)

Briannnn (4-2) vs Good Chriss (3-3). What looked like on paper a sure thing win for good chris…..wrong! With five players on a bye briannnn had to be creative, and it paid off! 50 point difference, poor good chris left a almost 40 point performance on the bench. He was also held to his lowest performance of the season and was the lowest performance of the week. ouch, ouch, and lawls!!! ouch!

Zac (4-2) vs Kyle (0-6) Time to talk about the other team thats undefeated….the bad type that is. Hey! would you look at that Kenyan Drake finally had a good game…. sad part is he had 28 of my 77 points all the while two of my starters (Ingram & Ertz) got hurt. FUN TIMES! Zac you have one day left to collect your prize.

i really hate myself

Dan (3-3) vs Alex (3-3). The skid is over Dan can breath for a week. Poor Dweeb suffers heartbreak as the comeback lead by Murray came up a tad short. I’ll see myself out.

Bad Chris (3-3) vs Seth (1-5). Dont look now but Bad Chris has won three in a row. After starting 0-3 too! Seth glad you’re keeping me company down in the muck.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. I’ve been noticing a common theme. the pack of teams are always together. We have five 3-3 teams, two 4-2 teams trying to separate themselves. Andddddd two shitty teams with a combine record of 1-11….had to do it, made me feel like ive accomplished something this season.

The Heberts (6-0) vs Good Chris (3-3). Coming off one of his worst losses of the season Good Chris gets the wrecking machine. Good luck!

Briannnnn (4-2) vs Bad Chris (3-3). What better way to stop a team thats on a good winning streak than to face the dark magic that is briannnnnn. How will things go horribly wrong for bad chris? I now open this up to suggestions as we did for Mike Wilburs races. Please leave comments below. Winner gets a box of cheese-its.

Zac (4-2) vs Dan (3-3). Tough matchup for Dan, should be another close one.

Matt (3-3) vs Kyle (0-6). This should be the easiest win of the season for you. I swear to god if Carson Wentz goes off on Thursday night I’ll eat fish sticks everyday until Tuesday. I hate this team, but I so hope youre the one I get my first win off of.