Week 5

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

What a season this has been. Drama, drama , drama every single week. Nothing makes sense but here we are already at week 5.

The Heberts (5-0) vs Briannnnnn (3-2). It looked like briannnn would benefit once again from another covid related incident while taking on the top team in the league. No Allen, no henry, no problem! The unstoppable force of the Heberts is no match for the dark magic that briannnnn possess. The defending champions are showing no mercy.

Matt (3-2) vs Zac (3-2). Rookie beats last years rookie handily. RIP in peace to Dak. I’m still mourning too…. Matt picking up briannnns trash and turning it into treasure. by treasure I mean 13 points from KOOOOOOOOOO.

Seth (1-4) vs Good Chris (3-2). Congratulations on picking up your first win of the season, I still dont know that feeling yet.

Dweeb (3-2) vs Kyle (0-5). Once again failed to score any type of points. The struggle is real, nothing seems to be working in yours truly favor. As I’m writing this, I see my newest trade acquisition decided to get a DUI last night. Wonderful. Congrats on the easiest win youll have this year facing my pathetic team.

Bad Chris (2-3) vs Dan (2-3). Well well well bad chrisss has a little winning streak going. Dan is now struggling. Welcome to the muck. Enjoy your stay.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups.

Theres a clear odds on favorite. The Heberts sitting at the top. We have 5 teams at 3-2, two teams at 2-3 that are in the muck, and me and seth with combined one win. LAWLS ROFLCOPTER.

The Heberts (5-0) vs Matt (3-2). The next team up to receive an ass whooping is the rookie matt! Good luck!

Zac (3-2) vs Kyle (0-5). CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FREE WIN!!! CALL NOW 518-867-5309 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE!!! I need a slump buster……wheres a fat chick. TANK! TANK!

Briannnn (3-2) vs Good Chriss (3-2). Both received losses, looking to avoid a skid. The next chapter of the Colorado rivalry will be made! #beatbriannnnnn

Dweeb (3-2) vs Dan (2-3). Dan trying to stop the bleeding that is his teams butthole. Facing a sneaky good Dweeb team. Will the muck allow Dan is escape?

Bad Chris (2-3) vs Seth (1-4) WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! Bad chris looking to climb out, Seth is trying as well along with keeping bad chris down here for good company……guess im not good enough company.