Week 3

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

The Heberts (3-0) vs Dan (2-1) The showdown of the week wasnt much of a showdown, fact it was a display that the Heberts are a scoring machine. Even with a 2 point performance from Mark Andrews, they still managed to put 145 points on the board. Their worst scoring week so far has been a measly 123 points.

Dweeb (2-1) vs Matt (2-1) An outstanding showing from Alex. Even without Kittle, he put up 140 on Matt. For Matt his first week without his first round pick CMC, still manages to eclipse the 100 point mark…..must be nice.

Good Chris (2-1) vs Kyle (0-3). What looked like another blowout, ended up being a garbage time score. You face my team, you get a free win, and a pretty good scoring week to go with it. I gotta say though my team did out perform itself…maybe this is the week we break 100 points….doubtful.

Zac (2-1) vs Bad Chris (0-3). Well as expected times would be tough for Bad Chris without having the #1 overall pick. Dion Lewis isnt gonna cut it. Zac was nice and even scored only 111 points.

Brian (2-1) vs Seth (0-3). Some will say this was better than the actual Monday night game. Watching Briannnnn tremble in fear to Patrick Mahomes was worth the free price of admission. A thank you to Chris Campoli for driving out to Grand Junction and spending an evening with Briannnnnnnnn. Brian though came away with the victory because Hollywood Brown wasnt in Baltimore that evening.

Time to look ahead to this weeks matchups. We have our first serious covid case. It could impact a couple games this weekend. NFL plans to play them but beware!! Also its rivalry week as we welcome the month of October…..how the fuck is it October already?!

The Heberts (3-0) vs Seth (0-3). Talk about opposite sides of the spectrum. The #1 scoring team facing poor Seth whos looking for his first win. God speed.

Briannn (2-1) vs Matt (2-1). The rookie versus the veteran! The matchup weve all been waiting for. Theres been a ton of yapping between these two and soon the showdown will be here.

Dan (2-1) vs Good Chris (2-1). Two very even teams battling it out between the current six 2-1 record teams.

Zac (2-1) vs Dweeb (2-1). Please see above.

Bad Chris (0-3) vs Kyle (0-3). We have another OH-FER BOWL. The second of the season! Covid cases popping up in the NFL, intense butt sweat as we helplessly route for our shitty teams to do anything. If Chris’s team absolutely goes off and destroys mine then I know for a fact that I have the curse of Cheyne in the points against category. May god have mercy on our poor souls while were stuck in the muck.

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