Week 10

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUND UP

Week 10 is in the books, the field is getting tighter and tighter, kinda like my waist line. Lots to get to, our first * was handed out….sigh. The finish line is in sight, the butt sweat has never been higher and it will only get sweatier from here on out.

If I had a dime every time I left a high scoring player on my bench…. I’d have about $3.50. DANNY MOTHER FUCKING DIMES! Congratulations to briannnnnnnnnnn. Yet another classic victory for him, this one sealed his fate as he received the first *. It was the second lowest scoring victory for this season, only in front of team Heberts week 7, 77.24 – 71.32 win over Dan. Once again the goldfish provided you the luckiest fantasy team in the world.

Team Hebert arrived back in the good old USA with Thomas and received a nice victory over Good Chris. Good Chris is streaking!… he received his third…..straight……loss!! Not the type of streaking you want to do this time of the year.

Getting out of the muck is not easy, but yours truly has put together two wins. This is the most amount of wins that I’ve had in a single month, congratulations Kyle! Thank you! Dweeby suffered his third straight loss, like his name all you need now is one win.

Seth cruises to an easy win against Cheyne. Literally Seth’s entire bench was on a bye. Our newly assigned intern “Briannnnnn” discovered that Cheyne has hit a bit of a bad streak this season. Cheyne has had more points scored against him this year than any of our teams points for. He currently sits 5th place in points for. Luckily for him if the Tommy bracket were to start today (thank fucking god its not) he would have a good chance to win a game.

The guy thats one spot ahead of Cheyne in points for is flirting with disaster. Even if Dan started Mark Andrews it wouldnt have mattered. Cheese it man, Zac survived long enough to receive Patty Mahomes this weekend. Three teams now sit at 4-6.

Time to preview this weeks match ups. Just three weeks left in the regular season. This week is shaping up to be absolutely massive, right now we have three teams at 6-4, also three teams at 4-6. Two of the 4-6 teams face each other, while two of the 6-4 teams have must win games in order to stay away from the muck.

Dan (4-6) vs Good Chris (4-6). Its not a muck battle but whoever losses will be in the muck. This is it for Good Chris, IF* he losses he pretty much seals his fate. If Dan losses depending on points may/may not be in.

Bad Chris (6-4) vs Kyle (4-6). Soooo close to breathing fresh air, so close to the light at the end of the tunnel. If* I win depending on the points situation between the other 4-6 teams…I could be free. Bad Chris really wants to get sweat this weekend.

Heberts (7-3) vs Alex (3-7). Its all but over for both of these teams, Heberts could get their * if they win. While Dweeb will get his official * if he losses.

Zac (6-4) vs Cheyne (2-8). This weekend is Cheyne’s birthday, I think the proper gift to give him would be cheese its nah more like an ass whooping while on your way to getting a *.

Briannn (8-2) vs Seth (6-4). The only reason I’m writing anything here is because briannnnnn really wants to win just to have Seth worried. But we all know that we dont root for terrorists in this group. So now since he received that * all we ask is you knock him down a peg so briannnn doesnt get the first round bye. #beatbriannnnnnn