HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP
Holy Smokes Batman! What a week for high scoring offenses, and two very stinky performances. Starting to see the top teams move away from the pack, while others further entrench themselves in the muck.
We no longer have an 0h-fer team in the Winnie! Cheyne picks up his first win of the season against Bad Chris. Still in the muck though.
After suffering his first loss of the season, Zac picked up where he left off. Cruises to a win while the Dweeb struggles like the Browns offense.
The battle of Colorado goes to….Seth!!! What a beating! Watson scored as many points as Good Chris’s entire team scored!
Even with a goose egg, Briannnnnnnn picks up another victory against Dan. Russell muscle was too much for Dan’s team to overcome. Sad!
This was a terrible week for yours truly, my team is struggling to put points on the board. Aaron Jones had four touchdowns on Sunday, my team has scored three touchdowns in a two week span… The Heberts have won three straight while I’ve lost four….were in full panic mode.
Time to preview this weeks match ups. Rally time people! I’m starting a rally campaign titled “Fuck the Muck!”
Cheyne (1-4) vs Briannnnnn (3-2). He’s feeling good folks! Got that win under his belt, time to take down big red. You know what to do #beatbriannnnnnnnnn
Alex (2-3) vs Good Chris (2-3). WE HAVE A MUCK BATTLE! Get the popcorn, get nice and comfy, enjoy this epic battle (possibly Tommy Bowl preview??) and watch the butt sweat flow.
Dan (2-3) vs Kyle (1-4). Both of us are on losing streaks, pending on what happens between this match-up and others, we could have four teams at 2-4. Must win game from here on out for me….
The Heberts (4-1) vs Seth (3-2). These teams are on winning streaks and living the high life (insert high life guy here). The Heberts can really put space between the rest of the league and get ever closer to getting a *.
Zac (4-1) vs Bad Chris (3-2). Zac is looking to stay parallel with the Heberts while Bad Chris is in the same boat with Seth. Will we see upsets or will we see chaos as they try and stay away from us muck boys.
***This is a public service announcement, please trade with me. My team stinks. Thank you***
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