Week 4

HERE WE GO WINNIE BOWL WEEKLY ROUNDUP

We are now a quarter of the way through the season. Say Kyle….didnt the season start like last Sunday? Certainly feels that way so I say to the football gods, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Mainly because I need to increase my weekly mileage….thats a different topic. MOVING ON!

We have an upset! The new guy has finally lost. Zac had his lowest point total on the season, while Good Chris won his second straight game.

Speaking of someone losing….DOWN HE GOES!! DOWN!! DOWN!! HE GOES! Though he scored 111 points it wasnt enough to take down the Heberts. The Patriots defense continues its ridiculous scoring streak, however they were the only productive part from the Patriots.

I’m not nervous, I’m not nervous…I’m nervous. I thought to myself after Thursday night that I had this week in the bag already….wrong! When you’re kicker is your second highest point scorer, while Seth’s kicker outscored most of my team, you’re going to end up on a three game losing streak. I’m not nervous….

For those of you that actually watched the Monday Night Football game you would have seen the comeback for Bad Chris against Dan. James Connor had himself a night! Bad Chris would have been a big dummy had he lost with two 20 pointer scorers left on his bench.

Folks I want to take this moment to remind everyone that some people compete for a different title. Case in point we have Cheyne, he is well on his way to claiming his third Tommy Bowl. Maybe this fast paced start is because hes tied with Seth with two titles? It hasn’t been great for Cheyne, injuries have been a problem and while thats bad his opponents also lay down an ass whooping giving him the lead in points against.

Time to look ahead to this weeks match ups. There’s currently three groups, those at 3-1, those at 2-2, and the muck boys. Like I said theres still plenty of football left to escape the muck….

The Heberts (3-1) vs Kyle (1-3). Our newly crowned first place team takes on yours truly in a “must win” situation for me. I’m not nervous, I’m not nervous.

Bad Chris (3-1) vs Cheyne (0-4). Danny “mother fuckin” Dimes is looking to drop dimes all over Cheyne. Will Cheyne pick up a much needed win?

Dan (2-2) vs Briannnnnn (2-2). It’s that time folks, the heated rivalry between these two. Kinda like the Patriots vs the Bills. #beatbriannnnnnnnnnn

Zac (3-1) vs Alex/Dweeb (2-2). One guy is looking to rebound after suffering his first loss. The other is looking to escape the muck. I say apply the pressure to the new guy!

Good Chris (2-2) vs Seth (2-2) The battle of Colorado is at stake! Will Good Chris continue to win or will Peacock pick up another big W?

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